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andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here
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Dee Posted: Sun, 10/06/2012 - 11:28am
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cat-flap-dead-pet-turned-helicopter-083942417.html
Noble Locks Posted: Sun, 10/06/2012 - 11:34am
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5 up bro.
rural Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 8:17pm
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Yeah right luv

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4370391/Stacey-Comerford-slept-for-two-months-and-missed-exams.html
gottdamn Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 8:36pm
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rural wrote:

Yeah right luv

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4370391/Stacey-Comerford-slept-for-two-months-and-missed-exams.html

Laughing out loud
spitfiredealer Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 2:53pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html
rural Posted: Wed, 20/06/2012 - 9:17pm
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This isn't Aintree ffs girls. Middle one btw.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2162138/Royal-Ascot-2012--Strip-club-girls-arrive-royal-course-skintight-blue-catsuits.html
San Posted: Wed, 20/06/2012 - 9:51pm
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The whole story is LOL in my view. Had clients phone up saying why are we doing it at 10% not 1% like Jimmy was today Laughing out loud
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-2162011/David-Cameron-launches-blistering-attack-Jimmy-Carrs-dodgy-tax-avoiding-scheme.html
MerciBeau Posted: Wed, 20/06/2012 - 9:57pm
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Jimmy Carr, what a cunt
Mr X Posted: Wed, 20/06/2012 - 10:26pm
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He described himself as Roger Federer with downs. Laughing out loud
YLAup Posted: Sat, 23/06/2012 - 6:32pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2163376/Mistie-hotlips-does-own-son-and-gets-caught.html?ICO=most_read_module

Would wash
Noble Locks Posted: Mon, 25/06/2012 - 5:11pm
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fucking wankers.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2164353/Horrific-images-dogs-killed-cooked-served-meal-sick-Chinese-tradition.html
BOOKSTORECORE Posted: Mon, 25/06/2012 - 5:18pm
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Horrible, but this made me laugh.


"EY, WHADDA FUCK THAT ABOUT?"
skream Posted: Mon, 25/06/2012 - 5:19pm
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this wont help with stereotypes...
TCB Posted: Tue, 26/06/2012 - 1:07pm
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Oh dear Laughing out loud http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-18592468
Jason789 Posted: Tue, 26/06/2012 - 5:47pm
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http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-denies-sex-with-familys-bull-mastiff-7880912.html
quest Posted: Tue, 26/06/2012 - 5:49pm
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oh god
Burt Posted: Tue, 26/06/2012 - 5:55pm
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Actually felt sick reading that
nick2 Posted: Tue, 26/06/2012 - 6:35pm
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Noble Locks wrote:

fucking wankers.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2164353/Horrific-images-dogs-killed-cooked-served-meal-sick-Chinese-tradition.html

no different to what we eat IMO
rural Posted: Tue, 26/06/2012 - 6:37pm
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nick2 wrote:
Noble Locks wrote:

fucking wankers.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2164353/Horrific-images-dogs-killed-cooked-served-meal-sick-Chinese-tradition.html

no different to what we eat IMO

Might be a whoosh but explain please?
Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 26/06/2012 - 6:37pm
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i know what he means, i will put it into words just after ive finished my cat burger.
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