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andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 10/07/2012 - 8:40pm
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aint it.
got true movie mde for tv film written all over it though.


San Posted: Tue, 10/07/2012 - 8:55pm
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People were trying to do it in the last couple of years too by buying up carbon credits, some cunts have just gone down for trying it on with £38m
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/carbon-credit-scam-would-have-cost-britain-2bn-7878760.html
I think people were trying it with caravans too Laughing out loud

It was massive and quite simple in the early days before HMRC hired proper accountants to stop it. Now people are scamming by dodging paying tax (no Jordan) via offshore etc and payroll scams but not to the same levels. Mortgage fraud was another one recently too that made people a fair chunk


Hello World Posted: Tue, 10/07/2012 - 8:58pm
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After the trades were zero-rated, carbon trading collapsed by 90 per cent. Laughing out loud

jesus, why do I work hard for a living.


EVERS Posted: Tue, 10/07/2012 - 9:17pm
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tings never got picked up as we were in the midst of a raging bull economy and as long as everyone's sweet, nothing happens. it was big claims for in the insurance world but we only got hit 'once' (for the actual 'missing' freight item - say 1 box of chips for £100k), but by the time our investigators had made contact with the buyer, he says "we've sold to x", he calls x and he's sold to y and then on and on. untraceable.


andymakesglasses Posted: Tue, 10/07/2012 - 9:37pm
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Fläsket wrote:

surprised she was convicted and so too that the dm picked the story up.

Excluding the gossip pages, the Daily Mail online is largely an American newspaper written by American journalists.

Daily Mail wrote:

Phanthavong's car had run out of gas

Daily Mail wrote:

Mrs Senser’s defense attorney

Daily Mail wrote:

she apologized

Daily Mail wrote:

she didn't realize

Daily Mail wrote:

tight end


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:39pm
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this country astounds me. yeah right, do 3 more years and come out to half a million you got stashed or pay it and do 3 less. doh, what a toughie.

http://www.southyorkshire.police.uk/node/2146


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 11/07/2012 - 3:04pm
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had the whole world looking for you for years.
been on holibob in amsterdam.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2171856/Family-Claudia-Lawrence-welcome-sighting-ages-woman-striking-resemblance-missing-chef-spotted-Amsterdam.html


D4N Posted: Wed, 11/07/2012 - 7:09pm
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Suicide by being eaten by tigers
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18798542


robii Posted: Wed, 11/07/2012 - 7:27pm
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tripped and fell into a lifeboat

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/9022170/Costa-Concordia-captain-says-he-tripped-and-fell-into-lifeboat.html


87 Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 10:59am
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172209/Thats-way-job-Entrepreneur-21-turns-mother-s-lounge-clothes-shop-struggling-employment.html

Some guy set up his own shop in his mum's living room stocking Red Wing, Edwin and other nice stuff.


BOOKSTORECORE Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 11:03am
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Size up on the shirt.


padawan Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 1:47pm
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87 wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172209/Thats-way-job-Entrepreneur-21-turns-mother-s-lounge-clothes-shop-struggling-employment.html

Some guy set up his own shop in his mum's living room stocking Red Wing, Edwin and other nice stuff.

.......wonder if he will be in the new INVENTORY mag...(which he stocks)

Good on him!!


deuce Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 1:53pm
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Cool


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 1:55pm
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dare someone to reach. double dare.
actually find it hard to believe hes done that and aint ventured hurr befurr.
aint mate is is?


spitfiredealer Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 1:59pm
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Cool


nick2 Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 2:00pm
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I like to try and guess what the story will be just from the URL


doomedyouth Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 2:08pm
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BOOKSTORECORE wrote:

Size up on the shirt.

Laughing out loud his body shape is well odd.

I'm pretty sure he's not even allowed to do it. pretty sure it will need to be classed as a commercial premises (will never happen)

edit; just read, guys applying for it (good luck)

also, where does somebody get the cash to get all of that gear whos unemployed? I doubt red wing/edwin would be able to give him accounts for a fucking lounge.

edit2; he must be a fucking lurker rinsing the bargains thread, dutty cunt


quest Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 5:27pm
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think he's getting the cash for stock from his mum.
good on him though.


Foxtrot Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 5:39pm

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one for say
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2172590/Woman-worlds-largest-natural-breasts-claims-102ZZZ-cup-assets-require-security.html


Hello World Posted: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 11:03pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2172689/Tom-Cruise-visits-loos-THREE-times-20-minutes-Oblivion-set.html

THE best journalism ever. Laughing out loud