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andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here


Noble Locks Posted: Sat, 21/07/2012 - 9:55am
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funny enough ive only ever been to the pictures about 5 times in my entire life, BUT there was a baby at spiderman the other day cos i could here it in the quiet moments. so 1 outta 5 in 38 years means its pretty much the norm doesnt it?


timmbo Posted: Sat, 21/07/2012 - 11:27am
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andymakesglasses wrote:

Can we have our gun back please?

Laughing out loud

joseph?

Laughing out loud


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 25/07/2012 - 9:50am
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11 year old boy gets to europe without spending a penny.
boy gets offered arsene wengers job.

http://news.sky.com/story/964701/boy-sneaks-on-plane-from-manchester-to-rome


robii Posted: Wed, 25/07/2012 - 11:41am
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morgan wrote:

If you have a spare few minutes read some of the comments after this article. Fucking priceless Smiling http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/jul/20/strange-appeal-of-hotel-buffet?newsfeed=true

I would call the comments pretty mundane rather than fucking priceless. What have I missed?


jimmoleum Posted: Wed, 25/07/2012 - 12:30pm
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Flying out from there today, imagine it will probably be delayed now with the extra security checks. Bet the kid will be a fucking don when he gets back to school.


powerpill Posted: Wed, 25/07/2012 - 4:13pm
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/25/gun-sales-surge-in-us

Roll Eyes


Ineff Posted: Wed, 25/07/2012 - 4:16pm

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Noble Locks wrote:

11 year old boy gets to europe without spending a penny.
boy gets offered arsene wengers job.

http://news.sky.com/story/964701/boy-sneaks-on-plane-from-manchester-to-rome

Did better than TheTiger trying to get to Germany.


Donuts Posted: Thu, 26/07/2012 - 9:19pm
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19002881

Hope this cunt gets fucking mutilated in prison. Absolute scum of the universe.


the_boy_lanz Posted: Fri, 27/07/2012 - 6:16am
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surely this story would struggle to make local newspapers, never mind a national Laughing out loud

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jul/26/police-hunt-man-chewed-bus-seat


Noble Locks Posted: Sat, 28/07/2012 - 5:12pm
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is it strange that i want jordan dead for running over a bird, but stories like this actually make me smile. and i mean no exaggeration for the internet, a proper beamer of a smile.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2179996/Jailed-Bungling-burglar-nearly-died-stealing-50-worth-metal-electricity-substation.html


deuce Posted: Sat, 28/07/2012 - 6:34pm
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i didnt mean to noble, i even stopped for the fucker Sad


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 12:14am
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the years of mary jane abuse has finally broke the stupid cunt
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2181743/Snoop-Dogg-changes-Snoop-Lion-says-Bob-Marley-reincarnated.html?ito=feeds-newsxml


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 9:00am
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some really fucked up people about these days.life never used to be like this.
http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/at-a-glance/main-section/hear-the-call-leeds-999-drama-was-a-hoax-police-reveal-1-4789993


San Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 8:14pm
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Fat bitch, size 16!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2182016/Plus-size-Vogue-cover-girl-Robyn-Lawley-revealed-stunning-new-face-Dragons-Den-star-Theo-Paphitiss-lingerie-line-curvy-girls.html


EeePee Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 8:18pm
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Not a chance she's a 16.


MoB Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 8:18pm
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Size 16 Jawdropping! would wash etc etc etc


FrIEND Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 8:37pm
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You'd need a broom and a hose


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 8:39pm
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total bollocks. becky from big brother is a 16/18. shes a fucking bang on 12.
such shit. why do they bother trying to con women, they aint thick. must be an advertising trick.


MoB Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 8:40pm
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Noble Locks wrote:

total bollocks. becky from big brother is a 16/18. shes a fucking bang on 12.
such shit. why do they bother trying to con women, they aint think. must be an advertising trick.

They are that thick though Laughing out loud


nick2 Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 8:41pm
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Girl gets head stuck in biscuit tin

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/bizarre/Peter+Kirkham-250791.html

No pictures (un)fortunately.