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andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here


Burt Posted: Thu, 02/08/2012 - 2:02pm
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Shame. Good work though, Jordan Smiling


nick2 Posted: Thu, 02/08/2012 - 5:56pm
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The world has gone mad

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7989000/7989732.stm


Dee Posted: Thu, 02/08/2012 - 6:39pm
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MTV has gone mad


eent Posted: Thu, 02/08/2012 - 7:37pm

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Whoever saved it (some of you definitely have done), pm it me please.

Nothing to see here jordan.


rural Posted: Thu, 02/08/2012 - 9:21pm
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Jordan likes him some Brown Sugar


bawseshadz Posted: Thu, 02/08/2012 - 9:27pm

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Missed it Sad


EDW Posted: Sun, 05/08/2012 - 10:29am
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183860/MP-calls-ban-tattooed-preacher-cures-cancer-kicking-people-face.html


gottdamn Posted: Sun, 05/08/2012 - 10:40am
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2183864/Imogen-Thomas-reveals-baby-joy-hellish-year.html

incoming single mum in the near future Laughing out loud


Noble Locks Posted: Sun, 05/08/2012 - 7:38pm
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some crank in the states has gone on a shooting spree in a sikh temple.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/08/breaking-shooting-at-temple-in-oak-creek-wis-/1


Noble Locks Posted: Mon, 06/08/2012 - 8:41am
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starting to get really worried about that little Tia from new Addington whos gone missing since friday lunchtime after visiting her nan. cant bare it if im honest. Cry


rural Posted: Mon, 06/08/2012 - 12:01pm
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Some of you heartless cunts might laugh but i found this actually quite sad when i read it properly Sad

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4473045/Man-goes-over-Beachy-Head-driving-a-mobility-scooter.html


YLAup Posted: Mon, 06/08/2012 - 2:47pm
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rural wrote:

Some of you heartless cunts might laugh but i found this actually quite sad when i read it properly Sad

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4473045/Man-goes-over-Beachy-Head-driving-a-mobility-scooter.html

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That's definitely, not the way to get to France.

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So sad, but classic Thelma & Louise

Laughing out loud


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 8:47am
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Noble Locks wrote:

starting to get really worried about that little Tia from new Addington whos gone missing since friday lunchtime after visiting her nan. cant bare it if im honest. Cry

Police say the last person to see missing 12 year old Tia Sharp was her grandmother's boyfriend. He says she left to get the bus to Croydon

Yep, we all know what that means when the police put out statements like that. rip, poor fucking thing. Cry


MoB Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 8:51am
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Grandmothers boyfriend Laughing out loud


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 9:02am
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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
just think of all the things he could of been doing to her, sick perverted things to every part of her body before cutting her throat out.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

you fucking prick.


MoB Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 9:11am
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You can think of all those things, I'll just laugh at the fact its 'grandmothers boyfriend'. Then again it is Croydon, should be more shocked it's not great grandmother.


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 9:14am
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you laugh then you fucking sick cunt.
been going off you for fucking ages, thats me done now.
youre a fucking complete cunt and i hope you get aids or worse and die in agony like that 12 year old.


MoB Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 9:19am
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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
Quite clearly I was referring to the words or phrase 'grandmothers boyfriend' hence me highlighting it everytime not what he'd done or not done but if that's tipped you over the edge then, oh no Laughing out loud Cry


Noble Locks Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 9:35am
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yeah whatever. its funny as fuck isnt it.
so old peoples partners dont die and they cant meet someone else down the oap lunch club then in youre eyes eh.
thats never ever happened and doesnt happen in basildon no?
fuck where they come from, no innocent 12 year old child deserves anything like that, and you laughing at anything to do with the situation proves what a total bitter fucked up prick you really are these days.

and the family dont look that bad to me.


MoB Posted: Tue, 07/08/2012 - 9:46am
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Its the contrast of both words, boyfriend is juvenile whilst grandmother is the opposite I don't think I've ever heard those two words used together out of anyone's mouth I know.
Thought it was Croydon not Basildon? But yeah you got me I'm quite obviously just a nonce sympathiser, good job on the impending hate campaign hero