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andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here


Hello World Posted: Fri, 17/08/2012 - 8:45pm
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EDW wrote:

What are peoples thoughts on whats going to happen with Assange?

If he makes a politically motivated address he breaks his asylum conditions and they could arrest him.

But basically, if they give him full Ecuador citizenship, them make him a diplomat, he could stroll right out and the uk cant touch him. Sticking out tongue

So I guess he is dealing with ecuador to get this in exchange for "secrets".

otherwise he isn't going anywhere, shame it is costing £60k per day to secure him in.


Mr X Posted: Fri, 17/08/2012 - 8:47pm
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Those Swedish women he is alleged to have assaulted were probably honeytraps.

William Hague pisses me off.


Hello World Posted: Fri, 17/08/2012 - 9:19pm
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Mr X wrote:

Those Swedish women he is alleged to have assaulted were probably honeytraps.

William Hague pisses me off.

nah he probably did that, looks like an ego driven perv. that was his mistake, committed a serious crime in a country the USA can rip him out of (legitimately)

uk messed up letting him stroll around on bail.

USA cant risk improper action to get him on treason, which is a death penalty.


MoB Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 9:08am
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Prince harry, LAD Cool Laughing out loud


PHiL Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 9:13am
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Laughing out loud


Jimmy326 Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 1:15pm
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*~~LYK DIS IF U CRY EVRY TYM~~*
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498815/Internet-sicko-troll-pretends-to-be-missing-four-year-old-Dylan-Cecil-lost-at-sea-leaving-mum-distraught.html

Seriously though, this shows the mentality of the Facebook generation and the stupidity of the media.
The Sun seem to think it's some sick internet troll who's done this. In reality, the account will have been set-up by some naive kid who thinks something like this will make the parents feel better...due to seeing cunts post this shit EVERYDAY on Facebook.


Noble Locks Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 1:22pm
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you dont really believe that do you?
that will be a reilly69 or dy type bloke, doing it for sick kicks.


andymakesglasses Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:01pm
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A bit of a stooshie in the wild world of bowling - http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/bowler-strips-off-and-punches-pensioner-1273126


Burt Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:03pm
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19341722

Just sad.


canhoto Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:18pm
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More of a "man" than the scum that are afraid of ruffling a few feathers in the house of lords.

Dying in pain and anguish rather than in peace.

Makes me sad.


powerpill Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:29pm
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wife should have dealt with it. the amount of press etc that the case has attracted means she would never get done in a million years


robii Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:34pm
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You are retarded


andymakesglasses Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:43pm
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Properly random news - Russia in talks to send Sarah Brightman to space.


powerpill Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:47pm
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tell us what you think would have happened then. I reckon she would have got off in court.


robii Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:55pm
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Jeremy Kyle wrote:

Hello and welcome to today's episode of Pub Talk. This afternoon we're going to be pub talking about euthanasia. We've got our pub legal expert on hand to explain the matter, so, let's get him out! Please welcome to the bar (no pun intended), Powerpill!!

(Crowd woop-wooping)

Jeremy Kyle wrote:

Have a seat, powerpill. So, we're discussing, the locked in guy. What do you think?

powerpill wrote:

wife should have dealt with it. the amount of press etc that the case has attracted means she would never get done in a million years

(Crowd booing)

powerpill wrote:

tell us what you think would have happened then. I reckon she would have got off in court.


canhoto Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 3:57pm
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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud


powerpill Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 4:47pm
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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud


powerpill Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 4:48pm
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and thats a FACT


6thEdition Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 5:25pm

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Can pnumonia kill you off in a few days?

Last week they broke all our hearts saying he was gonna be like that for 20 years


YLAup Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 7:54pm
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Laughing out loud Propery belly-ache after this one
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

Quote:

Spanish fresco restoration botched by amateur

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The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic