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andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 30/01/2009 - 3:53pm
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Post any random / funny / shocking news stories in here


timmbo Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 8:01pm
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Laughing out loud


doomedyouth Posted: Wed, 22/08/2012 - 11:18pm

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got really upset over this story and how it ended, genuine sadness


andymakesglasses Posted: Thu, 23/08/2012 - 2:59pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2192455/Couple-smash-wash-Brighton-Beach-broad-daylight-children.html

some retarded Mail reader wrote:

Does raise an interesting question - is this any different to a woman getting her boobs out where ever she wants to feed a child?

Laughing out loud


morgan Posted: Thu, 23/08/2012 - 3:06pm

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It's fucking sex for gods sake.
People walk straight past assaults and all sorts of tomfoolery but because it's sex everyone gets all fucking righteous.
Nauseating wankers.


JustinCredible Posted: Thu, 23/08/2012 - 3:08pm
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"Mr Cummins" Laughing out loud


stelfox Posted: Thu, 23/08/2012 - 3:26pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2192494/It-started-kiss--How-use-Xs-texts-emails-spark-half-office-affairs.html just for this obvious stock image

daily mail wrote:


Direct communication: A woman reads her email as a guy looks on. Texts and emails can allow greater intimacy than talking


andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 8:39am
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Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2192785/Its-Katy-Perry-dumped-John-Mayer-just-weeks-dating.html

Never mind Gore-Tex = more sex, Visvim = more quim.


robii Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 8:58am
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morgan wrote:

It's fucking sex for gods sake.
People walk straight past assaults and all sorts of tomfoolery but because it's sex everyone gets all fucking righteous.
Nauseating wankers.

You are the new EVERS.

"Mr Cummins, 30, had been to a friend’s stag party the night before but was up at 9am to pick up his car to travel to a charity football match, which is when he saw the display."

Sounds like one hell of a stag do


mr.white Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 9:02am
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Laughing out loud


powerpill Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 9:20am
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why have they included those details Laughing out loud


Ruben Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 12:06pm
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What happened with the Tia Sharp case?


andymakesglasses Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 12:09pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189195/Tia-Sharp-latest-Body-identified-dental-records-decomposition.html


Goldie Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 12:11pm
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21 years for killing 77 people, fucking ludicrous.

"drawing a smirk of triumph"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/norway-jails-sane-anders-breivik-for-maximum-term-8078502.html


robii Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 12:24pm
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Minimum of 21 years. He will never get out (powerpill told me)


nick2 Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 12:50pm
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Hello World wrote:

But basically, if they give him full Ecuador citizenship, them make him a diplomat, he could stroll right out and the uk cant touch him.

Not quite true, diplomats can get arested if they have broken the law, they're not untouchable, thats just in TV and films.


powerpill Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 1:04pm
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robii wrote:

Minimum of 21 years. He will never get out (powerpill told me)

Eye-wink


Hanto Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 1:53pm
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Isn't the maximum prison sentence for a crime in Norway 20 years and then you can be held indefinitely?


russ74 Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 2:08pm
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21 years with a minimum of 10. Jawdropping!


bill Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 2:18pm
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They say 21 years but then say they can hold him for life if they deem him to be a danger to the public.

Seems like ours is not the only country whereby, your first question after being told your sentence is "Yea, but what will I really serve?"

So his sentence is as little as 10 years minus the days he's spent in custody, maximum of life.


Dreep Posted: Fri, 24/08/2012 - 2:24pm
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He basically got himself life in prison when he said he'd do it again if he had the chance, never getting out.