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snapped banjo(no homo)

harker2002 Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:25pm
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has anyone snapped their banjo string before, mine is half hanging off, and has me in agony if i pull my foreskin back, not sure what do do about it, someone said your suppose to leave it forward and not to pull your foreskin back for a while,but what about cleaning. also if i do pull it back the part thats healing just tears again, also my g/f said you can get toxic shock syndrome from not washing it for too long? the nerves in my penis are also hurting becasue of the cut (no homo)


subfunktion Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:28pm
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You'll live, just annoying for a bit.

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ala* Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:30pm
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yeah it heals really quick


t_dot Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:30pm
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nightofjoy Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:30pm
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mine went when I was about 19. overzealous relations with my ladyfriend of the time.

Missed on re-entry & slammed the chap into carpet.

Yow.

Obviously I still finished though........

Wouldn't be cricket otherwise.

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michael Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:31pm
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yes i did that. twice. and i didnt even feel it happen. my gf at the time pointed it out as she filled with blood. Eek
sounds like youre going to need a 'frenuloplasty'.
i had mine under general anaesthetic and was in and out of hospital the same day. job done.


nick Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:34pm
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harker2002 wrote:

also my g/f said you can get toxic shock syndrome from not washing it for too long?

not sure about that but you can get a realy, realy nasty infection from the germs. Try just soaking it in a bowl of hot salty water.


THE GUV'NOR Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:35pm
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done mine 3 times nows theirs not a lot left! i left it for about a week does begin to whiff a little tho

just have to leave it it'll be fine.


harker2002 Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:36pm
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yea they say it heals by itself, buy if i clean it its back to sqaure one again, it was bad before then healed so i started shafting again, but it wasnt properly healed, so now its back with a vengeance


russ74 Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:36pm
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bum fun Eye-wink yep i've done it! a sports doc told me to bath it in salt water! mine took fucking ages to heal though! every time it felt ok i'd jump streight back on! "snap" fool! so basicly your gona have to go a whille without! unlucky!


harker2002 Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:37pm
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salt water washes it is then!


michael Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:37pm
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harker2002 wrote:

yea they say it heals by itself, buy if i clean it its back to sqaure one again, it was bad before then healed so i started shafting again, but it wasnt properly healed, so now its back with a vengeance

same here. thats why i opted to have the surgery as i didnt want to risk it again and i was sick of having to wait for it to heal before i could get back to business.


russ74 Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:39pm
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michael wrote:

yes i did that. twice. and i didnt even feel it happen. my gf at the time pointed it out as she filled with blood. Eek
sounds like youre going to need a 'frenuloplasty'.
i had mine under general anaesthetic and was in and out of hospital the same day. job done.

what the fucks a frenuloplasty??????


nick Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:39pm
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harker2002 wrote:

salt water washes it is then!

put plenty of salt in, salt is a disinfectant and antiseptic, and makes your cock taste like a pretzel.


michael Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:40pm
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russ74 wrote:
michael wrote:

yes i did that. twice. and i didnt even feel it happen. my gf at the time pointed it out as she filled with blood. Eek
sounds like youre going to need a 'frenuloplasty'.
i had mine under general anaesthetic and was in and out of hospital the same day. job done.

what the fucks a frenuloplasty??????

NSFW.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=frenuloplasty&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&sa=N&tab=wi

Explanation.

http://www.london-urology.co.uk/frenuloplasty.htm


smith Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:40pm
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nick wrote:
harker2002 wrote:

salt water washes it is then!

put plenty of salt in, salt is a disinfectant and antiseptic, and makes your cock taste like a pretzel.

You'd know gayboy


nick Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:41pm
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greybot wrote:
nick wrote:
harker2002 wrote:

salt water washes it is then!

put plenty of salt in, salt is a disinfectant and antiseptic, and makes your cock taste like a pretzel.

You'd know gayboy

you said it tasted funny


THE GUV'NOR Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:41pm
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it may go again thats the risk but after the 3rd time theirs fucking nothing left 2 go

happened twice with the same girl! imagine how bad you'd feel some lad bleeding inside you not nice


nightofjoy Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:43pm
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THE GUV'NOR wrote:

it may go again thats the risk but after the 3rd time theirs fucking nothing left 2 go

happened twice with the same girl! imagine how bad you'd feel some lad bleeding inside you not nice

....But it's fine for them to bleed around you.

Mine never gave me any shit after it went. I reckon it's like your tonsils - your better off without it......


THE GUV'NOR Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 5:44pm
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nightofjoy wrote:
THE GUV'NOR wrote:

it may go again thats the risk but after the 3rd time theirs fucking nothing left 2 go

happened twice with the same girl! imagine how bad you'd feel some lad bleeding inside you not nice

....But it's fine for them to bleed around you.

Mine never gave me any shit after it went. I reckon it's like your tonsils - your better off without it......

haha


Bristols Posted: Mon, 04/12/2006 - 6:01pm
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My banjo string is made of re-inforced armour plated steel.

The amount of times of slammed my cash and prizes into solid/jagged/the mostfuckedupplaces, is immense.