Im so glad we had another baby sweetums
Err yeah about that, i know you tried to screw my sister
Look it was nothing, she looks like you acts like you but looks like she could suck an apple through a letterbox. I was weak please forgive me?
No chance Im off, take the house and the kids all I ask for is money for pickled eggs
Fuck sake why did I try it on with our Lass. I swear she must be upto something.
Guys any idea if Mrs LFC has been putting it about?
Look she came over asking for pickled eggs, I'd just bust open a vintage batch no need to go tits
You little egg pickling caaaaahnt!!!
Im so sorry she only had one I swear. The whole time she was talking about your eggs!! You have to believe me
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! Guys hes lost it working 12 days a month has pushed him over the edge, pour ice on him
Oooh fuck they gone right down my pants. Fucking balls are freezing. Fack, fack, fack, cold arse, cold arse..
Mum shes left me
You got the house?
Then fuck her
Ha Ha Ha yeah fuck her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!