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Brad	Posted: Wed, 16/11/2011 - 2:00pm
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MoB	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 12:33am
Posts: 32336 Joined: 2004-08-31	bird i'm seeing at the moment says lush a lot, cringe big time when she says it.
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rural	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 12:34am
Posts: 10592 Joined: 2006-09-26	This looks well Mint, can't believe i missed it when it was first on Wildlife documentary. Jungle tigers are turning into man-eaters in the exotic island of Sumatra. Now a maverick millionaire is catching the killers and releasing them on his land. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01lb4vn/Natural_World_20122013_Tiger_Island_Natural_World_Special/
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Noble Locks	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 8:49am
Posts: 59908 Joined: 2003-07-10	looks lush bruv. when was that on telly. im certain i wouldnt miss mint op shows like that. @ mob - when you are both pissed, just tell the cunt. its all about teaching a bird how you want them to be. i could never ever in my life time spend more than a night with someone with a catchphrase. that shits cray and so bare off p and not a +1. (its bad enough having to put up with catchphrase wankers on here) if a birds got a catchphrase i tell them they are a spastic cunt when im nutted, and this aint the 'generation game' and they aint 'bruce forsyth'. if you are too polite to do that, then just use her word over and over and over again untill it drives her fucking mantal and she hates it (like i do to the black/nerd fukers) if they dont drop the catchphrase, then no matter how good they look get fucked right off and essentially, they dont get the rolex.
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Burt	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 9:27am
Posts: 2200 Joined: 2010-01-03	Noble Locks wrote: ...i could never ever in my life time spend more than a night with someone with a catchphrase. that shits cray and so bare off p and not a +1... Come on son, come on
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Noble Locks	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 9:29am
Posts: 59908 Joined: 2003-07-10	you know what i mean. course i could spend more than a night, im trying to get across that it would always only be a one night stand in my eyes. thought people would see that. first night i couldnt give a shit what the cunts saying, but if its gonnna be kinda on the regs, then im obvs drumming that shit out of her and if it wont learn, it goes.
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Noble Locks	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 10:44am
Posts: 59908 Joined: 2003-07-10	cant fucking wait for 'celebrity bedlam' on e4 this week. its done by a fuk fave, we have chatted about this geezer before and the concensous was we think hes the bollocks. http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1740285444001?bckey=AQ~~,AAAAAEhbQ3Y~,FH4xp2ry2HF-nSqxgUzrf1QbmsUc1wbU&bclid=1740294868001&bctid=1762080999001
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Burt	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 10:49am
Posts: 2200 Joined: 2010-01-03	Geordie Shore was OP last night. The Valleys is obviously gonna be a Welsh version - could be lush.
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snaye	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 10:56am
Posts: 6905 Joined: 2002-10-24	That celebrity Bedlam looks fucking terrible Noble. Whos the fuk fave that its buy, not that wooton fella is it?
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Noble Locks	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 11:00am
Posts: 59908 Joined: 2003-07-10	nah 'lee kern' mate. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lee-Kern/171106271352 i like anything that takes the piss out of z listers, even if they do know its not real. just shows how desperate they are too sell their arseholes. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4465638/Lee-Kern-on-pranking-celebrities-Brian-Belo-David-Van-Day-and-Maria-Fowler-on-Celebrity-Bedlam.html
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Burt	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 11:05am
Posts: 2200 Joined: 2010-01-03	Fucking Hell, I bet Thereza Bazar wouldn't touch David van Day with a barge pole nowadays.
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rural	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 11:34am
Posts: 10592 Joined: 2006-09-26	Noble Locks wrote: looks lush bruv. when was that on telly. im certain i wouldnt miss mint op shows like that. 2 week ago BBC2
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Noble Locks	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 11:39am
Posts: 59908 Joined: 2003-07-10	ahh fuck, must of been nutted that week. so the wrong thread, but back on birds with catchphrases. nothing worse than this. nick the best sort ever, you know you could love this one. get her home. sitting up drinking, sniffing and then shagging or whatever till silly oclock. you both wake up and the first thing she does is spark up a salmon. in that one instant you know that no matter what, you will never ever be with this bird more than a booty call, and everything good about her is totally gone in one puff of smoke. literally.
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stelfox	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 5:07pm
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MoB	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 5:14pm
Posts: 32336 Joined: 2004-08-31	Noble Locks wrote: @ mob - when you are both pissed, just tell the cunt. The first time she said it i visibly winced and she asked me what was wrong, i told her and now she says it all the time
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Noble Locks	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 9:37pm
Posts: 59908 Joined: 2003-07-10	celeb bedlam on e4 at 10pm.
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Mr X	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 10:12pm
Posts: 7034 Joined: 2007-07-12	This programme is shit.
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MoB	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 10:15pm
Posts: 32336 Joined: 2004-08-31	Mr X wrote: This programme is shit. It really is, regurgitating what Chris Morris did 10 years ago but doing it terribly.
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Mr X	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 10:18pm
Posts: 7034 Joined: 2007-07-12	^ Bit of an insult to Chris Morris that post.
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Mr X	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 10:19pm
Posts: 7034 Joined: 2007-07-12	More like some BbC kids thing.
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Noble Locks	Posted: Wed, 01/08/2012 - 10:20pm
Posts: 59908 Joined: 2003-07-10	married life so dont suit you mob. its morphing you into x. you fucking hate everything, you are nagative about every single thing, and you piss on every single bonfire now. you used to be so happy go lucky as well. rip.
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