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velvet Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:08pm
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this should really be a hot topic but i can't be bothered to return to the previous page click hot topics general and post there... BUT..

went for a piss outside cargo last night, got a tap on the shoulder from the police, arrested and fined 80 pounds ...

fucking beat that.... but anyway... have i gotta pay it? any point contesting it? - my dog goes for 23 pisses outside a day i don't see her getting fined one thousand eight hundred and forty pounds..... rubbish


andydavidleeroth Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:17pm
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maybe you could try to pull a medical condition excuse (retardation), but basically i'd say that you're fucked.


russ74 Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:15pm
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pikey


schtoop Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:35pm
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i thought they gave you the option of the fine or to clear it up?


Homer Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:39pm
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how would you clear it up ?


R Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:40pm
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they give you a straw


PHiL Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:40pm
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schtoop wrote:

i thought they gave you the option of the fine or to clear it up?

Yeah Ive seen that before, they have water and disinfectant I guess and you sweep it away.


schtoop Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:41pm
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they get some water and a mop out the van - saw it on nightwatch with steve scott


Homer Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:54pm
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ahh ok,

i watch alot of Booze Britain, night cops etc and have never seen that


jeg Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 12:59pm

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I think pregnant woman are allowed to go anywhere they want - maybe look at that route


shedboy66 Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 1:09pm
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did they put you in a cell should have pissed all over the walls


Sleuth Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 4:00pm
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one thousand eight hundred and forty pounds Laughing out loud

Hope it felt good.


Jimmy326 Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 4:21pm
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Sleuth wrote:

one thousand eight hundred and forty pounds Laughing out loud

Hope it felt good.

FAIL?


Mr X Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 4:50pm
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A woman has the right to ask a cop for his hat so she can piss in it and he has to let her use it by law.


gojira. Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 5:01pm

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Thats supposedly a myth, i asked a copper once


Larry Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 5:14pm
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Well I think the rule is that you can go for a shit but not a piss as a shit you may have lost the control not to. Maybe its the same for a woman?


Popeye Doyle Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 5:34pm

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gojira. wrote:

Thats supposedly a myth, i asked a copper once

not a myth, a pregnant woman can.


Sarny Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 6:00pm

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man if i got `tapped` when rocking out with the cock out, id have thrown my hands in the air and turned round mid quirt and say "wasssuuupp"?


MerciBeau Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 6:40pm
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on a related note going to be working a trial shift behind the bar at cargo on friday, any fukers gonna be around?


velvet Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 6:48pm
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i will come and see you FREE DRINKS!


Paolo G Posted: Sat, 04/07/2009 - 7:57pm
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Jimmy326 wrote:
Sleuth wrote:

one thousand eight hundred and forty pounds Laughing out loud

Hope it felt good.

MASSIVE FAIL