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russ74 Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 9:58am
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i went to see autechre last night got home about half 3, slammed a pizza in the oven lay'd down on my bed and promptly passed out, i've just awoke to find my house filled with toxic smoke and the charred remains of my pizza still sat in the oven ]:)
bare in mind i'm 35 and i've done this so many times over the years, you'd think i would of figured out cooking is a bad idea when pissed Puzzled
are you as fucking daft as me?


MrPlatinum Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:04am
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I thought you were going to say that you were getting divorced.


Rez Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:07am
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How was Autechre?


russ74 Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:07am
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lucky (or maybe unlucky) for me she stayed at her mum n dads last night or i might be Laughing out loud


russ74 Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:08am
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rez wrote:

How was Autechre?

noise


Rez Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:14am
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What were you expecting?!


Ineff Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:20am

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MrPlatinum wrote:

I thought you were going to say that you were getting divorced.

Laughing out loud


russ74 Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:23am
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noise Laughing out loud they where all right actually i've never been a big fan, but it was a good excuse for a night out, rob hall was good as all ways and russell haswell was fun he basically played loud industrial noise on an iphone and a load of pedals Cool


Farrell Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 11:19am
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Laughing out loud great thread

35 still acting 20, good man never give it up Cool


Crudeoyle Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 1:01pm
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I have never had the food incident myself but rememeber when I was about 15 my sister came in after going out with her friends and tried to cook a pie (no fatty) in the microwave put it in for half an hour, I went into the kitchen to get a drink and the whole kitchen is full of smoke, she started crying and left it up to me to navigate the smoke and unplug the microwave, needless to say parents weren't happy and microwave was fucked, it was all yellow inside.


EVERS Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 1:33pm
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good worl

did that once and the pizza came out the size of a cookie, totally charred and brittle.

cooker alarms ftw


Noble Locks Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 1:36pm

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funny how you lot live, i cant even make a bacon or sausage sarnie without having to flap a towell like a lunatic under my smoke alarm. (every single time)
weirdness.


inverse square Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 1:44pm
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We disconnected our kithen smoke alarm. Still sometimes have to deal with the hallway one. It's he wayits got to be if you like your bacon well done.


DuffMan Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 1:47pm
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Get a powerful electric extractor fan fitted = win


Farrell Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 1:52pm
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Our fucking fire alarm drives me nuts. Managed to wake my housemate up at 4am a few weeks ago just making chips, it properly goes off all the time.


eliotness Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 1:54pm

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I open all the kitchen windows when i cook.

We have a super duper extractor fan but its too noisy and I like the fresh air.


inverse square Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 1:55pm
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Classic halls of residence cling film over the alarm job needed Farell?


nothingelseworked Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 2:02pm
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Rules of the Internet
1) Always take a photo when disaster strikes

To be continued...


Farrell Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 2:23pm
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inverse square wrote:

Classic halls of residence cling film over the alarm job needed Farrell?

Private accomodation man, I take the battery out but my housemate puts it back in (understandably) Laughing out loud


schtoop Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 2:27pm
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what a square


Guido Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 2:27pm
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been there... done that... admittedly not a pizza but it was all that was left in Oops

that's about 7 hours at 220