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the will i ever learn thread
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i went to see autechre last night got home about half 3, slammed a pizza in the oven lay'd down on my bed and promptly passed out, i've just awoke to find my house filled with toxic smoke and the charred remains of my pizza still sat in the oven ]:)
bare in mind i'm 35 and i've done this so many times over the years, you'd think i would of figured out cooking is a bad idea when pissed 
are you as fucking daft as me?
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I think the main problem with the capri sun that the straw is so tiny, there you are needing a blast of liquid to dislodge this entrapped sausage and all your getting is a little trickle of orange juice. I suppose the straw is pointy enough for a tracheotomy but if the sausage was lodged down your wind pipe in the way that you described you would have just pierced the sausage aswell, and as a result getting bits of sausage in the straw and making it useless.
Over all just a poor choice of emergency lubricant.
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YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF CUNTS - SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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eliotness wrote:
Over all just a poor choice of emergency lubricant.
Well it worked, so clearly not that bad of a choice.
Tracheotomy idea made me lol
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Posted: Thu, 18/03/2010 - 10:58am
