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The wisdom of the "nankid" King Single bed

MLI Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 3:24am
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so a girlfriend comes over and you have sex which is fine on a king single but I don't want her to stay over or move in and she doesn't want to sleep in a single bed. Everyones happy. I get a good nights sleep in my king single, it saves space for other shit and I won't have girls getting in my way when I need to do important shit like inventory my wtaps jackets or eat cereal.


Commander_Venus Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 3:39am
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Wat


MLI Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 3:45am
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R always gives me shit for having a single bed. I'm telling you why single is a good option.


Commander_Venus Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 3:48am
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Wut


MLI Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 3:52am
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I'm stating a fucking point.


deuce Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 9:04am
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i need a double bed to be able to do all my moves


andymakesglasses Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 9:34am
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I didn't even know there was such a thing as a King single. Surely that's a Prince?


doomedyouth Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 9:42am

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Jordan wrote:

i need a double bed to be able to do all my moves

MLI doesnt


MoB Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 9:45am
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Maybe homosexual acts are easier in a single bed?


gojira. Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 10:31am
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Always imagined Milspex sleeping in bunk beds.

* edited. paedo references a bit strong and unfair.


sydneyking Posted: Wed, 13/06/2012 - 11:20am
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I know a bloke who wanked off one bloke inside another blokes bum, you could probably do that on a single


MerciBeau Posted: Thu, 14/06/2012 - 9:52pm
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Horizontal pussy necessitates more width surely?

Though saying that, this is probably the most coherent argument milspex has ever posted on here


MLI Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 1:01am
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Basically I don't want a girl moving in on me or staying over a lot. In Australia a King Single is an extra long, extra wide single (I'm tall).

But yeah I was asking for trouble with this thread..

I gotta say I love the detail you put into that Gojira though..only I don't wear supreme out of the house anymore. I don't get the paedo reference though? Is it because I like the movie "Kids"?


doomedyouth Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 1:34am

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its because the only girl you can sleep with is a girl who doesnt understand the concept of sex yet


BOOKSTORECORE Posted: Fri, 15/06/2012 - 9:48am
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Laughing out loud gojira.


eent Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 10:37am

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MLI just because your bed is big enough, doesn't mean women will start moving in.


russ74 Posted: Sun, 17/06/2012 - 11:02am
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MLI wrote:

Basically I don't want a girl moving in on me or staying over a lot

I really don't think you need to worry Laughing out loud