In a parallel universe to FUK, illwill's bird and swede's doris are moaning about cheap shit earrings that they 'acccidentally' lost and the others obsession with Jordan.

Mine too, I'm in Timpsons every other month getting her a new set of keys cut. Dints in her phone like it's been in a dog's mouth. Never sewed a button or polished a pair of shoes.

How does this not annoy the fuck outta all of you?

On the other hand, probably why I'm still single

How old are you?

You have lofty ambitions when you're young but will settle for a 7/10 who you can bare to spend a few hours with when you're 30+.

Want a new workbag as my COS one imploded

Options so far
Want Les Essentiels O’Hare in black leather
Mismo mate bag in black leather
Eastpak Kerr Axer in black nylon

Must be black, have a shoulder strap, be good quality, leather/nylon or maybe canvas. Size similar to the options above (not a briefcase size but not massive either since I don’t take a laprtop to work)

Anything else I should look at? Or which one of the 3 above? Don’t want anything hand in pocket with loads of straps and details

Arket has a cordura laptop bag on offer.

There's also the Cote & Ciel Riss. I was looking at this one myself but have no experience with the brand or its supposed quality.

https://www.facebook.com/coteetciel/videos/introducing-riss-coteciel-fw-15-16/10153699304809216/

I've got one of their Rhine backpacks in black eco-yarn. I've had it for a few years and used it a lot for work and it looks barely used. Would recommend.

Quality of Arket bags is amazing for the price. Standard on par with Prada ones that inspired them. Some realy nice details.