Can I get a general yay/nay on them? Might get a few of the UU bits, just cos its cheap?

some of the shirts are OK, the jeans and everything else are shocking - thin as fuck and just generally poor quality

I think I like the fact it was £30 the most.

Whereas some people spend less than a tenner…

I think so. Porter bags are well made, it's a nice colour and it's 50% off.

i got them UU jeans, actually wore them yesterday too

i just say my schlong is so big i need my fly further down my leg

obviously as you're gf was asking you, you cant use that one as she'll know you're lying. you'll have to think of your own… get creative

who cares, if you like them then get them

the zipper on my cdg shorts goes from the crotch to my ankles. i pretty much just use jordans line when questioned, always settles things down. your gf will get used to them and for other people just use the jordan, problem solved

He has haemorrhoids