If she wasn't interested she would have drawn her curtains wouldn't she?

Worst - Football was cancelled this morning.
Best - Played squash instead followed by home cooked sunday roast.

best: cashew nuts
worst: running out of cashew nuts

make up with the old man till you get the new job, they are very forgiving.

BEST = got my private box confirmed for the next 20 years on the halfway line at wembley…my new car turned up today, could be mistaken for a west ham player if i was 20 years younger and a little bit darker skinned…my five bed gaff in dubai with olympic sized pool is ready in 2 weeks…my company is floating on the stock exchange so i should be getting a cash injection into triple quadruple figures…just had a call from my tailor saying my summer wardrobe is ready for fitting…..i am going to the Sanderson in the best suite for the weekend as well…..marc jacob has just left me a message saying the new 'Gary' watch is ready for fitting and final diamond clarity inspection….just got off the fone to Sunseeker, and thankfully my yacht is not going to need a new engine after all.

WORST = Dont know wether to have fish finger sandwhiches or pot noodle for my tea tonight.

Who?

Fucks sake Noble, pack it in will ya

Best - going to a charity piss up in The Cock (no homo) at Harpenden tonight, frank Bruno, bobby davro, steve bould and loads of other big names are gonna be there as well.

Worst - the geezer the doo is in aid of was a roofer who fell off a roof and has lost the use of his legs for life.

Best: Numb.

Worst: Dumped.

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry bout that mate