Best: Just booked up to go Morocco and Japan next Feb and May. Going new york Saturday. Just found out work have enrolled me for a graphic design course for my new job(although i dont see the relevance of that to my job). 2 Pairs of jeans arrived this morning.
Worst: Corpus jacket not here, bank being cunts, got the sniffles.
Worser: Have to get Take that tickets off ebay for my mum cos i cant get any hookups. Im looking at about £150 each and i want to pay facevalue.

Best: finished for the day looking forward to me tea

Worst: Someone at uni had modelled themselves on me im sure.

Didn't know Russell Brand went to Aston

Worst: Been on a first aid course since Monday.
Worser: It goes on until Thursday.
Worstest: One of my mates is being a real prick about a weekend in bristol we're supposed to be going on this weekend.

best: my one year anniversary at work, taken for drinks got abused and started telling everyone about girls shitting in cups

worst: i'm being a proper miserable cunt this week. i need to sort it out big time.

Best - Darts. Love a bit of arrows.
Worst - Just had a text saying my stock holding area of the warehouse at work is flooded. Luckily the several grand's worth of stock is on pallets so it's not damaged, however it's gonna be a bastard to work in tomorrow as the floor is concrete so it'll be slippy as hell and my shoes are fucked so i'll get wet feet.

best: just got an essay back for Victorian lit - got 72, well pleased!

worst - got another 4000 word one to do for monday

Best: Have some new films to watch this week, courtesy of Noble.

Worst: Pipes frozen overnight so no running water today. Have man flu atm, so already look and feel like shit, and now I can't even shower. Also need to go out later to stock up on bottled water, which will be a pain in the arse to carry back from the shops.

But its totally harmless?!

One beer indeed

cunts, you should be covered though yeah?