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Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

4 Feb 2010 11:32
eent ive added you to the list with poo and oasis mr scrooge. Cool
KaneJS
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2596 posts since 5/8/07

4 Feb 2010 11:32
doesn't relate to MoB because I'm a youngin but I went on a 'date' with a girl from uni and she payed and I still pwned her.
BOOKSTORECORE
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7634 posts since 8/8/06

4 Feb 2010 11:37
Post a picture of the girl you banged who looked IDENTICAL to Jimmy Hill.
KaneJS
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2596 posts since 5/8/07

4 Feb 2010 11:40
Haha not her Luke she is 'anginnnnn oh and I only banged her on your say so.

she did buy me some pizza doe
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

4 Feb 2010 11:42
I'm no scrooge, as i pay for a fair bit. Take her out, and all that stuff. But if we're out on a night out with mates, and i buy most of her drinks, she'll get me one or two back, and put some money in for the taxi. Nothing wrong with that imo

Plus when you're earning pittance like i am, you can't afford to spend all your dough on your mrs. I'd be able to go out once a month if that was the case, and that just ain't no fun.
KaneJS
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2596 posts since 5/8/07

4 Feb 2010 11:47
I'm with eent on this one anways

Best: Seeing the Jeremy Kyle Show tomorrow Laughing out loud

Worst: Pretty much forgot about a marketing report thats due in next Friday
Ineff
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9855 posts since 7/4/04

4 Feb 2010 11:49
breckroadlover wrote:
Noble Locks wrote: still a load of fucking bollocks. (as per usual from the resident fuk weirdo part II)
what sort of bird is gonna stay with that scrooge cunt?
would love to know. bet its NO BIRD!!

crudeoyle was a bit 'condescending' on mobs arse cos hes a grown man and prolly older than him, but his words were essentially correct. fuck the consequences and live your life and spend whatever youve got if you like the bird and shes hot as fuck. who cares, its only money, you can earn it all back, and birds love being treated nice and feeling special being with a gentleman and not sitting with a penny pinching poohat/oasisunit type.

p.s heres a little tip tho mob, you could save some money by doing this our kid.
when you treat the new hottie to a haircut, get the stylist to come round your house to do her new hairdo, and also get your mum, nan, little sister and homer all there to have a cut at the same time, and get a bulk discount. Eye-wink

L M F A O!!!! Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud
Oasisunit
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5176 posts since 8/5/03

4 Feb 2010 12:01
noble- Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
EVERS
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8580 posts since 2/7/06

4 Feb 2010 14:07
birds who don't contribute (unless they're grossly poor), are waste. i won't have it.

this isn't the 50's. everything else is equal yet some women play the girlie card when it suits them which is complete bollocks in 2010.

i personally wouldn't choose to get involved with someone who can't look after themselves independently on all fronts, inc financial.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

4 Feb 2010 14:08
do you send your missus to the bar in a pub packed full of geezers when its her round, or do you just take the exact money off her and you go up there mate?
EVERS
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8580 posts since 2/7/06

4 Feb 2010 14:16
do you excusively deal in concubines, or have you ever met your match?
FrIEND
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13672 posts since 27/11/03

4 Feb 2010 14:18
Laughing out loud noble's hair advice

any girls I've ever gone out with have paid their fair share from the getgo. only 1 didnt and she thought she was a WAG or something so that relationship went sour pretty quick.

I'll obviously pay for everything on some occasions, treat her to stuff etc as the relationship goes on. but I was never a free meal ticket for girls.
Mowgli82
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1305 posts since 28/9/08

4 Feb 2010 14:19
When the bar is three deep you gotta have skills to manouevre through the crowd and get served ASAP. No place for a lady, would probably die a thirst.

In all seriousness this scenario never really arises cos if you are in a group including girlfriends the men just go to the bar (standard surely) and if a single girl is present and offers to get a round, one of the group will be trying to get off with her and tell her not to be so silly.
InWonderland
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2662 posts since 8/2/07

4 Feb 2010 14:27
I have no problem in paying for stuff when out..

Its ridiculous to expect a man to pay for everything..

As Evers said… Its 2010, and if women expect equal rights, then we shouldn't expect a man to pay for absoulutly everything.

When we're in a big group of mixed peeople, we all chuck into a whip and the blokes go to the bar..

Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

4 Feb 2010 14:28
see this is where your getting confused….if you expect me to pay for everything i wont do it, but if you offer then ill insist you dont, like most gentlemen i know.
dont know any bloke who isnt like that , cos if i meet them thru life, i just distance myself from them till they are no longer my mates. cant bear tight penny pinchers, got enuff friends to not have to hang around with the likes of roy 'ever's cropper.
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

4 Feb 2010 14:28
I was seeing a girl recently who said to me "I'm going to have to marry a rich guy, because otherwise I'll never be able to afford a house".

I thought, this country gives every person the opportunity to earn a good living and be successful - having to rely on someone else just lacks ambition and is a very unattractive trait.
saint nicholegs
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4355 posts since 13/10/08

4 Feb 2010 14:33
Eek
InWonderland
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2662 posts since 8/2/07

4 Feb 2010 14:33
Oh shit.. Eek
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

4 Feb 2010 14:34
Agree Noble, it's the making and effort (even half heartedly) rather than just expecting.

Edit: Ouch, talk about expecting….
Larry
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1980 posts since 9/9/03

4 Feb 2010 14:34
Nothing worse than people being tight with their money. If your out your out and if you need to be counting out the coins your better off staying at home.

As for the bar, always fire in a tip the first round and then get served straight away there on in.