Worst: Somehow managed to step in a load of dog shit on my journey into work today

Worster: Didn't realise until I'd walked it all the way through my work's reception area and half way up the stairs. The whole of the lower ground floor fucking reeks and we've got important clients visiting shortly. I've had to roll up and throw away two massive entrance mats and also bin my shoes. My boss is fucking pissed off and I can't get the smell out of my fucking nose.

FML

I did that the other day and had to bin my shoes.

Worst - dropped my car keys down the drain and didn't have time to try and fish them out as was running late for work so just grabbed the spare

That looks like a job for the denim doctor, repaired my PS very nicely last week.

Best: NYC is class, again.
Worst: Also stepped in a big shite today
Worster: Before the shite stepping, went for a shit of my own this morning and the toilet overflowed when I flushed it. Turns out my sister had cleaned out her apartment shortly before I arrived and flushed a load of kitchen roll down there. Had to soak up all the minging water on the floor, wait for the water level to drop in the toilet and then get my hands in about it and transport the jobbies to the other toilet for flushing. A fucking minging start to a holiday

Djing tonight at Casio Kids live show,,

i'm on at 3:40am and I have work at 9am next day

best: going to a gig tonight with a bird from work who I pulled (old school meaning) at a work do last week.
worst: missing the ireland match with my mates.

no and no and no

dalston, will txt if so. I'm hoping it's with a few of her mates, she was going anyway and had a spare ticket.

worst: lost hearing in my right ear. Three days now. Will have to go to a doctor at this rate

worst: i check mr cartoons blog and twitter everyday, at least twice as his assistant told me he will be touring in december in nyc, the one night i go out and get rat arsed and dont check is the night they decide to put out the invitations…. fucking screwing. am first reserve but no cunt is gunna pull out now