when i first read that i thought you meant bapetalk. im an idiot.

no beef snagwidges, but to the bloke whos best is wearing shorts today, its far too early for shorts imho…just been for lunch is some gastro pub and was just rolling my eyes at the couple of twats dressed like its marbella in july.

oh by the way, ive got a massive time fucking 'worst' to keep you haterz well happy .

worst - was just coming down a country lane after lunch and some rep cunt in an astra estate went past me at 'theimage' style speeds (but without the horses), and ripped my wing mirror right off, glass gone and everything.
just been quoted 70 months of my mortgage to have it replaced on monday.

i dun roll like that mate…aint fucking up my lifetime clean record for a wing mirror.

Best-Date with that shit hot italian tonight that i thought id received air pie from, ill try get some smudges. Gonna tart the shit out of myself, have a few drinks then take her to this cool exposition i found ut about.

Worst-Im actually scared about meeting her, after pumping the same pussy all the time i feel like ive lost my mojo a wee bit.

Worst-My job is shit, the people on both my level and above are thick cunts with nothing about them, ive been offered a job with a shit basic, but loads of freedom and massive commisions, my job now may be mind numbingly boring it is cushty, and i think im gonna get a little promotion soon (ill still be on shit money tho), so im at 6´s and 7´s…advice?

I actually laughed at that, brilliant

nah, hes just uber uber slow…he 'always' comes trew guy…sekkle youself man.

Bet it's not as good as hdsy's Amy Winehouse costume!

Some MoB esque shit there.