Argh, thats fuckin grim man. I would not be happy if a girl did that in my bed. Shoulda rubbed her nose in it, and told her in a loud voice 'NO', then dragged her outside.
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30 Mar 2009 00:45
Proper wrong
brilliant
best: this 19 yr old in a club. brought me a pint as well
worst: she wanted to constantly dance and i dont (cant) danceid bang it.
Phil - lol jokes man, either piss or she is a squirt er - did she piss when awake or asleep? she didnt just squat down on bed and piss on you did she?
30 Mar 2009 03:47
You sure you didn't just rub her in the right place by pure luck? You don't need to do the ol spit'n'rub all the time :p
Haha I know the difference between pleasing a bird and waking up in a puddle of piss!
Best: Had a quality weekend, been on it Fri, Sat & Sun.
Wrost: Got to make my bed up now when Im pissed and tired as fuck and my room stinks of piss!
30 Mar 2009 10:20
30 Mar 2009 16:41
if it's worth the hassle/travel cost, then it could work. my other half is only home at weekends, which suits both of us just fine tbh.
30 Mar 2009 16:46
if it's worth the hassle/travel cost, then it could work. my other half is only home at weekends, which suits both of us just fine tbh.
Yeah i would be willing to give it a go tbh.
Would work well with work, and i am down in London once a fortnight anyway
Was her that suggested it, but now says it wouldnt work, ppfft!
Well kids will piss the bed from time to time Phil
Proper wrongbrilliant
best: this 19 yr old in a club. brought me a pint as well
worst: she wanted to constantly dance and i dont (cant) dancePhil - lol jokes man, either piss or she is a squirt er - did she piss when awake or asleep? she didnt just squat down on bed and piss on you did she?
mr white
Ive had a few birds back and never had it happened before! Total nighmare
You sure you didn't just rub her in the right place by pure luck? You don't need to do the ol spit'n'rub all the time :p
Haha I know the difference between pleasing a bird and waking up in a puddle of piss!
Best: Had a quality weekend, been on it Fri, Sat & Sun.
Wrost: Got to make my bed up now when Im pissed and tired as fuck and my room stinks of piss!
i love dancing.. can't dance with birds though but i'm shit hot when i'm left to it
best: had a quality weekend without drugs.. but ironicxally was way more out of it off just drink than if i took substances aswell
worst: got a shitty sore throat and can't talk, and overslept.. was in the mood for going into manchester early today before work to spend some money
worst 2: just had jehovahs witnesses at the door and couldn't get rid of them, need to learn to say no more
best: had a quality weekend without drugs.. but ironicxally was way more out of it off just drink than if i took substances aswell
worst: got a shitty sore throat and can't talk, and overslept.. was in the mood for going into manchester early today before work to spend some money
worst 2: just had jehovahs witnesses at the door and couldn't get rid of them, need to learn to say no more
Best/Worst : Got off with a girl i broke up with 3 years ago, now she is asking me what it means and i honestly dont know, could never work anyway she lives in London, I live in Manchester
if it's worth the hassle/travel cost, then it could work. my other half is only home at weekends, which suits both of us just fine tbh.
Best/Worst : Got off with a girl i broke up with 3 years ago, now she is asking me what it means and i honestly dont know, could never work anyway she lives in London, I live in Manchester
if it's worth the hassle/travel cost, then it could work. my other half is only home at weekends, which suits both of us just fine tbh.
Yeah i would be willing to give it a go tbh.
Would work well with work, and i am down in London once a fortnight anyway
Was her that suggested it, but now says it wouldnt work, ppfft!
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