Jesus, what happened here. Bunch of mclovin's!

Gojira, i remember the crazy bitch, don't get back with her man. She's tapped and you know it.

I'm not a big believer in long distance relationships, plus if i was proper in love with my girl, i'd want to see her more than once a fortnight/week.

I don't understand guys that don't dance. What exactly do you do all night when clubbing? Lean against the wall, arms folded, eyeing up the women that walk past?

If i'm not on the dancefloor you'll find me out the fire exit socialising, with a menthol cigarette in hand. Love social smoking since the ban. It really has become a social activity for me more than anything else.

best-moving back to the UK in a week

worst-moving back to the UK in a week

menthol salmons are gheyer than a handlebar moustache.

best : got a good stream of work and a couple of offeres of something abit more perminant, finally trapped a bird ive been after for ages, got some complimentary vip tickets at old trafford on sun, meal and a box etc, day off today, England Match later.

worst : Im owed 3 grand for work done, every cunt is just holding onto money

I've never had any problem with online bank transfers, usually instantaneous or at least within 24 hours

greedy banks hold money for 2-3 days to make interest off it DUH

Best - 2 days intill 2 weeks of work, and starting the gym again tonight

Worst - A young lad i play football with was stab at the weekend and is in a bad way

EDIT: just searched for the lads name who has stab him and a wall post reads:


Siianeey Nikkii : Jus Clockd it was u! , Ur Mad Mate, Prob lukin at 3-4yrs now lol, Crazzyy FUCK =]]
what a stupid bitch

just read through and realised