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Homer
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23926 posts since 8/5/03

26 Nov 2007 13:39
Worst: Some nigerian cunts (in Italy) got my card details and tried to mug my moolar. Now im without a card for a week Sad
Cazerelli
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12039 posts since 16/5/03

26 Nov 2007 14:06
Worst: I am really skint, i had to hide a fruit shoot bottle full of vodka in my tights on saturday night and it was well worth it, except it wasn't good vodka, it was really bad stuff that tastes a bit like paint stripper and i think i lost some vision.

best: had a really good night, lay in bed all day yesterday, having a nice day at work, got a party at the weekend and i get paid on Friday as well Smiling
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

26 Nov 2007 14:09
How do you hide a bottle in a pair of tights?! Puzzled Or don't I want to know Laughing out loud
staygold
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5055 posts since 21/11/05

26 Nov 2007 14:11
Kinga?
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

26 Nov 2007 14:13
Eek Laughing out loud

edit: No wonder it tasted rank Eye-wink
Best
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9935 posts since 21/10/05

26 Nov 2007 14:23
inxdecline wrote: Kinga?

Laughing out loud

Jason789
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6210 posts since 2/1/07

26 Nov 2007 14:27
worst- i have a stye (i think) in my eye
how do u get rid of them
Best
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9935 posts since 21/10/05

26 Nov 2007 14:27
salt and optrex did the trick for me
Jason789
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6210 posts since 2/1/07

26 Nov 2007 14:28
salt in your eye Puzzled
Cazerelli
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12039 posts since 16/5/03

26 Nov 2007 14:29
i was wearing a dress which is kind of baggy at the top, so i just put the bottle in my tights at the top to stop it falling out, under my dress Laughing out loud
then i put it in my bag when i got in there.
Best
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9935 posts since 21/10/05

26 Nov 2007 14:32
salt water, thats what the pharmacist told me to do and it cleared it in 2 days
Cazerelli
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12039 posts since 16/5/03

26 Nov 2007 14:33
are you just trying to trick him into putting salt in his own eyes? Laughing out loud
Brian Damage
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8029 posts since 21/10/03

26 Nov 2007 14:34
Jason789 wrote: salt in your eye Puzzled

brolene eye ointment from pharmacy
Best
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9935 posts since 21/10/05

26 Nov 2007 15:05
Cazerelli wrote: are you just trying to trick him into putting salt in his own eyes? Laughing out loud

no not at all, i was just passing on advise i was given and a method which worked for me


worst: feel like death, i am ill and i hate it and i have too much work to do

best:i think i am slightly high from the cough medcine im on Laughing out loud
Trystero
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1633 posts since 1/8/07

26 Nov 2007 15:17
Best: finally have an interview for a decent job

Worst: have indigo stains all over my new Poang chair from my jeans Sad
BOOKSTORECORE
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7634 posts since 8/8/06

26 Nov 2007 15:24
BEST: my mate was interiewed on the news because he lives next door to the house in Leeds where they found two bodies and he looked like a tool.
WORST: work in half an hour Sad
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

26 Nov 2007 15:25
Laughing out loud best

My mate downed half a bottle of cough medicine, trying to get fucked. Was proper funny

Best : Going back to leeds

Worst : Bills to pay
hdsy-
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3904 posts since 30/4/06

26 Nov 2007 16:53
worst: gf didnt get the job she really wanted
worster: i literally don't have any money in my bank account to take her out somewhere nice to cushion the blow (no wetherspoon's 2 for 1)
Sarny
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2113 posts since 25/5/07

26 Nov 2007 16:57
best:maybe sorted a job
worst:its in a crisp factory
Cazerelli
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12039 posts since 16/5/03

26 Nov 2007 17:00
luke will swap his job with your sarny.
its his dream to own a crisp factory.
He's like the willy wonka of the crisp world.