worst: got some girl in my bed dying of period pains, its tragic

I take it, she's your gf?
If not tell her to fuck off.
Simples.

Dya nob her then?

I hope he did, the wetter the better.

pm rirawin

it did actually one time in Swansea, don't ever remember writing that on here though

I think he went "Hard in da paint"

Odds for him not being sacked

He'll get called in for a meeting with the partners who'll sit him down and say "this could be extremely embarassing for (insert partner's name) if it gets out…we've decided to review your end of year bonus in light of the situation: we've doubled it on the condition that the incident is never mentioned again"