General Discussion: best/worst


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Foxtrot
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2385 posts since 8/4/09

29 Jan 2014 22:04
yeah good shout, need to get hold of that stuff
carl lewis
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20647 posts since 14/10/04

29 Jan 2014 22:05
Laughing out loud
Foxtrot
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2385 posts since 8/4/09

29 Jan 2014 22:57
Laughing out loud
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

29 Jan 2014 22:59
Commander_Venus wrote:
Foxtrot wrote: best: going on a date with a model on friday
worst: cant risk wearing my ann dems

Smiling
Nido
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403 posts since 11/4/11

29 Jan 2014 22:59
Those ann dems ain't the flex for a model date anyway, will be lost on her. She'll just think you rocked up in cheap converse knockoffs. Go with those black/white CPs you've got!
TheHumanDynamo
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54 posts since 3/5/09

31 Jan 2014 10:23
Worst: looks like I'm heading for divorce Sad
trailofdavid
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5675 posts since 14/8/09

1 Feb 2014 08:12
Worst: I work 3 Saturdays a year, yet somehow I manage to turn up hungover every time.
Best: My boss is the best and had a bacon sarnie and can of coke waiting for me Smiling
MuayThaiPimp
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7499 posts since 10/8/11

1 Feb 2014 10:50
Cool what do u do?
SXFuzz
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1731 posts since 22/5/07

1 Feb 2014 10:56
MuayThaiPimp wrote: Cool what do u do?
If he's from Basildon, definitely a surgeon.
trailofdavid
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5675 posts since 14/8/09

1 Feb 2014 19:37
MuayThaiPimp wrote: Cool what do u do?

Just admin stuff, but I support exams so have to do one Saturday in each period
Oasisunit
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5150 posts since 8/5/03

2 Feb 2014 19:18
best - just got tickets to this music festival in nyc this summer, lineup is INSANE
http://lineup.governorsballmusicfestival.com/

worst- 4 months away
Kieran
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502 posts since 26/2/13

2 Feb 2014 20:05
Oasisunit wrote: best - just got tickets to this music festival in nyc this summer, lineup is INSANE
http://lineup.governorsballmusicfestival.com/

worst- 4 months away

amazing line up that
Foxtrot
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2385 posts since 8/4/09

posted 2 Feb 2014 21:33, edited 2 Feb 2014 21:33
thats aright. primavera sound though..
http://www.primaverasound.com/lineup
AMK
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308 posts since 7/1/13

posted 4 Feb 2014 08:51, edited 4 Feb 2014 08:51
Best :
Oh and went down to London on Wednesday night as I had training with work on the Thursday. A few colleagues came down with us, and we all dropped our gear off and went for a drink. One of our female colleauges met a couple of her mates out, and one of them was surprisingly hot for 34 (i'm 27). So end up going back to her place and bumped into her mate in this girls front room who proceeded to tell me she was pregnant (2 months) and her boyfriend was forcing her to get an abortion. Complete overshare.
So i end up nailing this girl pissed out of my face, and afterwards she's like "right i'm gonna get some sleep now" so rolls on to her back, and lays a pillow over her face. Properly over her face. Confused i go to sleep and my alarm goes off in the morning and i have to get back to my hotel for a shower and breakfast, and this pillow is still on her face. I end up asking her what the hell is going on, and she said it was a "bad habit" she picked up, like when people leave the TV on… Mental. Made it to work training hanging out my arse and a stern look from my female colleague.

Gizmo
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3792 posts since 20/10/09

4 Feb 2014 09:10
Haha.. Ah to be young again.

Hope you double bagged it mate.

Copper
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2545 posts since 29/11/11

4 Feb 2014 11:15
Fuck. Sticky crotch thing happened to me once after camping when I was 16. Absolute worst.
Gizmo
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3792 posts since 20/10/09

4 Feb 2014 11:20
Wet dream?
deuce
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13155 posts since 21/1/08

4 Feb 2014 11:22
i got a bit of a sticky crotch now, after read that wonderful story
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

4 Feb 2014 11:44
Woah that was proper readers wives stuff that.
RickRude
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2439 posts since 13/1/12

posted 4 Feb 2014 11:53, edited 4 Feb 2014 11:53
nothing worse than the pungent smell on your bell end after rutting a bird the night befoe.

AMK you definitely got thrush from that