4 foot 11, who's she modelling for, Pampers?

I'm a changed man now, only one woman for me.

worst: 3 hrs in to a 19 hr shift. stupidly got on it last night, home at 7, shit sleep, out the door at 9. kill me now.

Worst - been in bed since Monday night, only getting up to throw up with this cunting Norovirus

Best - Some of these Womens curling team are easy on the eye

Same thing happened to me regarding the face slapping. Pulled a 19 yo in carling academy, doing the business and she's riding me and proceeds to slap me in face. She asks me to hit her back and I'm game so I slap a bitch. She then says "no properly", so I slap her again and she's like "not slaps , fucking hit me properly". So I jab her in the mouth and no lie she replies with "harder you pussy", so I punched her a few more times and she was like yeah yeah, fukin loving it.
Before I could get any decent combos in though we were burst in on by the girl who's house it was telling us to gtfo. I did used to go out with this girls 18 yo sister though, and after the carnage she heard she might have thought I used to bang her sister like this, so I understood her rage.
Anyway I should have polished this girl off in the car but I was a bit sheepish after getting told off so just bought her a Ribena from 24 hr spar and dropped her off at her mates house at 5am
I didn't see her again cause she lived in a different city and I'm not travelling for vagine. She was a titty model and tried to use that as currency to get me to like, she text me whenever she was in maxim etc what page and that. I'd have a quick look in the shop but I ain't buying the magazine.

I'm not paying to look at tits that I've had in my mouth.

hahahahahahahaha

I'm crying over the combos quote

best; passed my exam with 35/40. aint as stupid as i look.

bester;