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BENi
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219 posts since 10/5/09

28 Aug 2014 20:37
Admitting to having a loose arsehole Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
CantonasCollar
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48 posts since 9/11/09

posted 28 Aug 2014 20:38, edited 28 Aug 2014 20:38
Diving board into the Thames???
Water went up your gaping arsehole????
Puzzled Puzzled Puzzled
mtthrvy2
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1981 posts since 8/11/10

28 Aug 2014 20:39
my mate got put in hospital for 2 days after swimming in the thames, so undecent and not op, so count yourself lucky only your arsehole is sore
illwill
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4163 posts since 17/5/04

posted 28 Aug 2014 20:43, edited 28 Aug 2014 20:43

nothingelseworked wrote: Sorry what, you have a mate that has a diving board that goes directly into the Thames?

Yup, in Reading. FriEND knows the place. The one with the helicopter.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

28 Aug 2014 20:45
Yeah the thames is safe in the country from marlow henley outwards. Its only london bit you get aids. Would love to see a smudge of that diving board doe.
C-Stylez
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5244 posts since 4/7/12

28 Aug 2014 20:45
Mr.X.
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3181 posts since 23/6/13

28 Aug 2014 20:46
He wouldn't be the first on here. Lew and the Imodium crew.

BENi wrote: Admitting to having a loose arsehole Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
illwill
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4163 posts since 17/5/04

28 Aug 2014 20:46
Noble Locks wrote: I thought that, sounds well decent.
Oh and water cant go up you arse from jumping in water or swimming either. You sure you didnt get rohypnoled at this richie rich russell?

Knew I was gonna regret telling this story. Didn't know this could happen either. Definitely didn't get Lubbocked. Doc says it's common for water skiers Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
C-Stylez
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5244 posts since 4/7/12

28 Aug 2014 20:47
water skiers..? that a euphemism?
jwool
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2711 posts since 16/2/10

posted 28 Aug 2014 20:50, edited 28 Aug 2014 20:50
No one ever jumped off a cliff/diving board and had it happen Puzzled

Fucking hurts


No homo
No euphemism etc etc
mtthrvy2
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1981 posts since 8/11/10

28 Aug 2014 20:51
Noble Locks wrote: Yeah the thames is safe in the country from marlow henley outwards. Its only london bit you get aids. Would love to see a smudge of that diving board doe.

was near marlow bro, none of its safe
illwill
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4163 posts since 17/5/04

28 Aug 2014 20:52
jwool wrote: No one ever jumped off a cliff/diving board and had it happen Puzzled

Fucking hurts


No homo
No euphemism etc etc

We need a support group
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

posted 28 Aug 2014 20:55, edited 28 Aug 2014 20:55
Thats a dead bum like a dead leg. Not water up your aristotle.
Jumped in a mini cab once pissed up and sat down on the seatbelt holder that sticks out the seat and i was in agony for weeks. Deffo broke my coxis. Thats proper arsehole pain.
pops
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4314 posts since 2/9/09

28 Aug 2014 21:04
Lubbocked. Fucking hell Laughing out loud
gawkrodger
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7686 posts since 4/11/08

28 Aug 2014 21:36
the last page and a half Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
FrIEND
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13672 posts since 27/11/03

28 Aug 2014 21:43
illwill wrote:
nothingelseworked wrote: Sorry what, you have a mate that has a diving board that goes directly into the Thames?

Yup, in Reading. FriEND knows the place. The one with the helicopter.

That place is Cool. Used to hear springsteen playing from that place from miles away too…I bet his neighbours loved him.
FrIEND
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13672 posts since 27/11/03

28 Aug 2014 21:49
Also

pops wrote: Lubbocked. Fucking hell Laughing out loud
jogon321
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721 posts since 13/4/12

29 Aug 2014 18:22
illwill wrote:
nothingelseworked wrote: Sorry what, you have a mate that has a diving board that goes directly into the Thames?

Yup, in Reading. FriEND knows the place. The one with the helicopter.

Michael Barrymore's?
illwill
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4163 posts since 17/5/04

29 Aug 2014 19:18
Good one, Trigger.
bigjus
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64 posts since 7/6/14

30 Aug 2014 06:37
illwill wrote:
Noble Locks wrote: I thought that, sounds well decent.
Oh and water cant go up you arse from jumping in water or swimming either. You sure you didnt get rohypnoled at this richie rich russell?

Knew I was gonna regret telling this story. Didn't know this could happen either. Definitely didn't get Lubbocked. Doc says it's common for water skiers Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

lubbocked … ffs !