BEST: Mrs is 6 weeks pregnant for our first!
WORST: It's too fucken hot

Congrats mate. People always say it changes your life and it’s the best thing ever….

It’s all true

Nice work Kris

top shagger.

Congrats Kris

Nice shooting Kris. The real job starts now

Cheers all, will make sure I sleep as much as physically possible for the next 8 months hah!

Best: Finally after 9 years I don’t need to pay child maintenance to the rat of an ex any more for my two daughters. Went through a mediator and got 50/50 custody written up officially.

Worst: My son didn’t get in to the same school my youngest daughter goes to because the council use where child benefit is paid to pick an address. Obviously it’s the ex’s address, who wouldn’t change it over for a couple of months to get my son in to the school Even told her I didn’t want the money just the address. Absolute cunt.

Best: Mrs is 9 weeks pregnant. Her 2nd, my 4th.

Worst: Baaaad sickness from it for the Mrs. Been in hospital 3 times with dehydration. She’s only small and about 8 stone so it’s doing her in

Also taking two kids to two different schools is a fuckin piss take

Congrats. Wish you all well