General Discussion: best/worst


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themistake
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10704 posts since 20/2/06

3 Dec 2011 10:57
collizhun wrote: best: stephen merchant stand up tonight been looking forward to it for a month.
worst: saw a poster other day that the dvds been out for weeks. who released the dvd before the tours finished.


What you scared someone's gunna shout the punch lines before he gets to finish the joke? Puzzled
Actually you should pop down to hmv, get the DVD. Then shout every single punch line just before he says it. That will teach the lanky cunt, won't it.
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

3 Dec 2011 11:30
best: the 2 things ive wanted since ive got here i now have.. jacuzzi and kitchen.. simple pleasures! costing me 10 quid a night as well Cool
worst: the lounge area needs a sofa. always one thing missing
deuce
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13865 posts since 21/1/08

3 Dec 2011 17:18
best; things going really well with this broad, stayed at hers last night. might even be 'birded' soon Shocked
worst; no longer going to a houseparty tonight, really dont want to stay in though
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

3 Dec 2011 17:36
give da broad a ring and tell her youre at a loose end cos a party got cancelled and does she want to go for dinner you dope. (dutch of course)
deuce
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13865 posts since 21/1/08

3 Dec 2011 17:38
hmm, got back from hers about 2 hours ago. i dont fancy another civilized night, wanna get crunk
spitfiredealer
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2317 posts since 12/6/10

3 Dec 2011 17:40
get "crunk" with her
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

3 Dec 2011 17:52
get a gramm of chisel and do what spit is saying, get proper crunk with her.

oh and going for a meal with a filth is crunk for me. i drink all the way thru it, and then get right on it. dats crunking fam
R
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13041 posts since 17/5/03

3 Dec 2011 17:59
Laughing out loud
deuce
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13865 posts since 21/1/08

3 Dec 2011 18:02
Laughing out loud
not gonna happen, she doesn't even drink
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

3 Dec 2011 18:05
fuck birds who don't drink
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

3 Dec 2011 18:06
Jordan wrote: she doesn't even drink


Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

3 Dec 2011 18:06
6thEdition wrote: dont even bother to fuck birds who don't drink
Oasisunit
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5173 posts since 8/5/03

3 Dec 2011 18:09
Laughing out loud
Jesus
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5998 posts since 7/10/08

3 Dec 2011 18:10
whats the back story?

alki?
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

3 Dec 2011 18:14
i dont even have pals who dont drink, let alone a fucking bird. what sort of shit life is that going to be?
fuck that, if a bird dont sit up till 4am with me every time i want to they can fuck right off. (they dont have to do gear, but they have to get fuckiing mullered)
spitfiredealer
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2317 posts since 12/6/10

3 Dec 2011 18:17
Only plus would be they can always drive you home from the pub
R
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13041 posts since 17/5/03

3 Dec 2011 18:17
xo til we overdose?
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

3 Dec 2011 18:20
Noble Locks wrote:
6thEdition wrote: dont even bother to fuck birds who don't drink
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

3 Dec 2011 18:21
spitfiredealer wrote: Only plus would be they can always drive you home from the pub
and then tell you all day long the next day every single thing you said pissed up and make you cringe and want to kill her.
spitfiredealer
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2317 posts since 12/6/10

3 Dec 2011 18:22
Smiling
good point.
Ditch her Jordan