General Discussion: Chipper young chaps.


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Burt
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7 Nov 2019 17:50
One for the new(ish) parents..

Had to give my 11 year old a stern talking to earlier 'cos when I was making her bed I found a load of bogey's just wiped on the wall - grubby bugger must lie there reading her book and picking her nose!

Told her that she had to clean them off bare handed as that's how they got on there (she requested baby wipes and I refused point blank) and put them all in toilet paper and that if she didn't do it immediately I'd use them as pizza topping in the future and tell her after she'd eaten it. Also added that if I catch ANY snot on the wall in the future I'll do the pizza topping 'thing'.

Inside I was cracking up as she was completely horrified and promising to never EVER do it again.

Walked away after that conversation with a proper swagger - that's parenting Eye-wink
nothingelseworked
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7 Nov 2019 18:09
Laughing out loud
andymakesglasses
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7 Nov 2019 18:13
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Brian Damage
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7 Nov 2019 18:23
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YLAup
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7 Nov 2019 18:50
Sick!
MattC
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7 Nov 2019 18:53
Ubercool
illwill
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3792 posts since 17/5/04

7 Nov 2019 19:26
Next time threaten to do a cucumber video
EssexBoyII
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7 Nov 2019 19:31
Kids are rank Laughing out loud
smokie
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posted 7 Nov 2019 19:36, edited 7 Nov 2019 19:36
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Oh the joys of parenting.
My daughter turned 2 today and my wife spent a whole day preparing a birthday cake for her.
It was a chocolate cake with lots of candy toppings, writing and other stuff on it, shaped like a Micky Mouse. She then left it in the hall to let the chocolate dry.
All of a sudden my daughter came rushing from the bathroom, with the toilet brush over her shoulder.
Went straight for the cake and smashed the brush into it. Cake was ruined and chocolate all over the wall.
I burst out laughing, my wife didn’t.
EssexBoyII
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7 Nov 2019 19:39
Young vegan rage
MrW
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7 Nov 2019 20:18
Burt Laughing out loud

More parenting done right Cool

ismvil
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819 posts since 16/9/11

7 Nov 2019 20:23
Laughing out loud This thread
JustinCredible
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2563 posts since 11/6/08

7 Nov 2019 23:13
Grats smokie, 2 is probably the best age
LFC
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7 Nov 2019 23:41
After having 2 girls who are now 11 and 7 who were both Angels as toddlers, eldest now has a teenage attitude and the 7 year old flips out at the slightest thing.

I can’t imagine what my boy’s guna be like. He’s 2 1/2 and I’m sure been sent by the Devil when he hasn’t had a day time sleep. Can have a full on conversation with him as his speech and vocab are unreal but will literally have a melt down if sumet doesn’t go his way and he’s tired.

So I defo get it smokie. Mines got wreck it ralph fists he wears and just punches everything, me, his mum, sisters, my Sony Bravia that he’s fucked Cry
rural
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posted 8 Nov 2019 04:54, edited 8 Nov 2019 04:54
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Rez
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8 Nov 2019 12:25
MrW wrote: Burt Laughing out loud

More parenting done right Cool


real dogtooth hours Laughing out loud
stoney
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8 Nov 2019 12:40
Any tips on dealing with terrible two’s ?
TROYBOY
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8 Nov 2019 13:38
smokie wrote: Laughing out loud
Oh the joys of parenting.
My daughter turned 2 today and my wife spent a whole day preparing a birthday cake for her.
It was a chocolate cake with lots of candy toppings, writing and other stuff on it, shaped like a Micky Mouse. She then left it in the hall to let the chocolate dry.
All of a sudden my daughter came rushing from the bathroom, with the toilet brush over her shoulder.
Went straight for the cake and smashed the brush into it. Cake was ruined and chocolate all over the wall.
I burst out laughing, my wife didn’t.

leaving a cake in a hallway is asking for such carnage!
eazypz
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8 Nov 2019 13:55
The toilet brush Laughing out loud
fudge.dredd
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posted 8 Nov 2019 17:02, edited 8 Nov 2019 17:02
stoney wrote: Any tips on dealing with terrible two’s ?

I heard this was just a myth…. until mine turned two.

There are no tips. Just counting the days until she’s 18.

Having said that, this is the hair she’s working with: