13 Jul 2010 22:12
Years ago I opened a pack of crisps that had too much air in the bag and as soon as the top opened the bottom opened and all of the crisps fell on the pavement around me.
14 Jul 2010 03:40
once a long time ago one of my four fingered kit kats was totaly made of chocolate. no wafer ot anything.SOLID CHOCOLATE
never happened since, tho im always looking for it whenever i eat one.
14 Jul 2010 07:13
just had the crappest gaydar shag ever.
couldnt come then blamed me for making him late for work.
was a butch fekker tho.
14 Jul 2010 08:04
My tattooist knows the guy who owns the Robin reliant that Jeremy Clarkson drove round Sheffield on Top Gear.
I honestly couldn't think of anyhting to say when he told me so I just said , "that's nice". Apparently Clarkson is a bit of a cunt.
14 Jul 2010 17:00
And I thought the bernabeu was big. Cool story bro!
14 Jul 2010 18:14
I am in flagstaff Arizona at the moment, all the bumper stickers for the city say FLG.
14 Jul 2010 18:42
bought a packet of nik naks once, and in the pack was just one big nik nak bigger than my fist
14 Jul 2010 19:11
so 109,000 people turn out to see the university team play "football"