General Discussion: Cool Story Bro Thread
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5 Apr 2011 09:46
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Ok, so he rings up the owner on sunday night to break the news. The guy is apparently near, or possibly at, the airport by this point, but straight away starts heading back to Sheffield. So the guy spends sunday evening knocking out posters and yesterday postering round town and trying to track it down. Despite several possible sightings on sunday evening he still wasnt having any joy. He goes into a Sainsburys at some point on the monday to ask if can put a poster up and a guy working there says he saw it that morning getting run over by a double decker bus about a mile away! BUT, the dog was so small (its just a little terrier) that the bus just went over it and didnt touch it. Eventually he finds it a bit later and lets my mate know. Again he lets him know he's really sorry, but the guy was just happy to have his dog back, despite missing out on his holiday to Egypt and possibly splitting up with his missus because she was pissed he bailed on her.
one from yesterday. getting the train home from temple meads, im waiting on the platform and see this weird looking guy walking in my direction. he made a point of stopping at every person and asking them if this train went to salisbury so i thought riiiight bit of a nutter, here we go. he got closer and i could see that he had spiders and webs tattooed all over his head/face but he walked straight past me and straight to this girl who looked about my age. instantly engaged in conversation with her which was brutal to watch because she was obviously terrified.
some of the lines i heard from him were 'i used to be gay, but not anymore, i have to pretend not to be', 'i used to be bristolian, but not anymore'
went on to explain how he once had a husband called 'dave' but now he has to pretend to not be gay because people dont like gays. he kinda gave it away when he said 'because girls love gays dont they
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couldnt watch anymore so had to interject and distract him until the train came, fortunately he didnt get on that train because salisbury was where i was getting off too! said to the girl afterwards 'sorry i didnt say something earlier, he's clearly completely mental'
would have been an ace pickup strategy if i was single as she was a definite smash
cool story bro.
some of the lines i heard from him were 'i used to be gay, but not anymore, i have to pretend not to be', 'i used to be bristolian, but not anymore'
went on to explain how he once had a husband called 'dave' but now he has to pretend to not be gay because people dont like gays. he kinda gave it away when he said 'because girls love gays dont they
'couldnt watch anymore so had to interject and distract him until the train came, fortunately he didnt get on that train because salisbury was where i was getting off too! said to the girl afterwards 'sorry i didnt say something earlier, he's clearly completely mental'
would have been an ace pickup strategy if i was single as she was a definite smash
cool story bro.
Not really cool, but saw a rickshaw crash today in london just off picadilly.
It seemed the rear wheel of the rickshaw clipped a stationary bus and it stopped instantly, the male and female passengers just shot out and face planted on the floor with some serious force, the guys sunglasses exploded as did his phone and he just laid prone, myself and the others on the street went over to see, and it was clear it was some force as the bus bumper had a hole in it from the impact.
Then the asshole rickshaw driver just starts shouting he is alright, he is alright, and drags the guy up off the floor who is basically unconscious and has blood pouring off his head, people were then calling an ambulance and going nuts at the driver who just really wanted to get away as fast as he could (I guess no insurance for bus damage or personal injury of the couple wiped out from his driving) was even trying to get the guy to agree no liability at the accident!
overall never use a rickshaw!
It seemed the rear wheel of the rickshaw clipped a stationary bus and it stopped instantly, the male and female passengers just shot out and face planted on the floor with some serious force, the guys sunglasses exploded as did his phone and he just laid prone, myself and the others on the street went over to see, and it was clear it was some force as the bus bumper had a hole in it from the impact.
Then the asshole rickshaw driver just starts shouting he is alright, he is alright, and drags the guy up off the floor who is basically unconscious and has blood pouring off his head, people were then calling an ambulance and going nuts at the driver who just really wanted to get away as fast as he could (I guess no insurance for bus damage or personal injury of the couple wiped out from his driving) was even trying to get the guy to agree no liability at the accident!
overall never use a rickshaw!
My mate saw a fit bird in nuts magazine, added her on facebook, asked if she wanted to meet up, she said yes, they played "strip c.o.d" (take an item of clothing off when you get killed) he then fucked her, asked her for a free haircut then got £10 off her for driving her home
Completely true.
Completely true.
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