Poor Dans had it bad this weekend. Elbowed into intensive care by Disco John, and then mugged right orf by his billy liar pal. 
General Discussion: Cool Story Bro Thread
Show original post
11 Jun 2011 22:46
5 Jul 2011 16:32
A new guy at work started last Monday on the testing team. I hadn't noticed who he was until about Wednesday. The girl I sit next too emails me saying they've been chatting on the departments messenger facility all day after bumping into another and said he's offered her lifts to and from work in his sportscar everyday (even though he'd be going well out of his way), plus free tickets to festivals. She comes over all funny by this giggling like a bloody schoolgirl at the prospect. He also tells her he's the MD's son, which he blatantly isn't. She has a boyfriend who works nights. Anyway, she doesn't turn in the next day at all and nobody can reach her all day on her mobile or on all her emergency contacts. He comes in that morning telling the entire office of his failed conquest in his 'mission to nail her' and claimed he'd be asking for a fare for driving her home 
Turns out he'd managed to get the names of five girls in the office and had been emailing all of them working his charm at the same time, and failing except for this girl. On forwarded emails I received he'd used the words 'your hair lights up my day' and stuff like 'I don't know if I could continue to work here if it wasn't for you.' So speculation was rife that he'd killed this girl, when actually in reality, she'd been admitted to hospital.
Turns out he'd managed to get the names of five girls in the office and had been emailing all of them working his charm at the same time, and failing except for this girl. On forwarded emails I received he'd used the words 'your hair lights up my day' and stuff like 'I don't know if I could continue to work here if it wasn't for you.' So speculation was rife that he'd killed this girl, when actually in reality, she'd been admitted to hospital.
a few weeks ago about 20 of us were out in town, my friend had a free house so we decided to go back to hers instead of staying out, got back to hers and her little bro was having a gathering, kicked them all out of the kitchen/back room/garden into the living room
a few hours later some of the 16 year old girls started filtering into our bit (i didn't mind) and a few of the boys too, this black kid wouldnt stop talking to me and really wanted to come along to this other house party which was going on down the road at this boys house i sort of know, eventually we all started heading and he tagged along, he was actually safe but i was trying to get on my mates little sister so i wasnt realy listening to him
just finished watching the biscuit apprentice which i sky+'d and at the end theres an advert for a new programme on bbc three called extraordinary me, the little fuckers only on it
facebooked his name to double check and have 10 mutual friends
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/pages/extraordinaryme
a few hours later some of the 16 year old girls started filtering into our bit (i didn't mind) and a few of the boys too, this black kid wouldnt stop talking to me and really wanted to come along to this other house party which was going on down the road at this boys house i sort of know, eventually we all started heading and he tagged along, he was actually safe but i was trying to get on my mates little sister so i wasnt realy listening to him
just finished watching the biscuit apprentice which i sky+'d and at the end theres an advert for a new programme on bbc three called extraordinary me, the little fuckers only on it
facebooked his name to double check and have 10 mutual friends
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/pages/extraordinaryme
Sign in to post in this thread.