General Discussion: Cool Story Bro Thread


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bill
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4605 posts since 5/8/09

5 Jul 2011 16:44
Laughing out loud
unCouth
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6877 posts since 3/11/07

5 Jul 2011 16:45
Laughing out loud
andymakesglasses
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19549 posts since 26/1/06

4 Aug 2011 13:24
Two of the albino lads below used to get on our bus when I was at Coventry Uni. Cool story bro.


Family of albino Muslims terrorised after one of them marries a Christian man
Pauly
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1910 posts since 1/1/10

4 Aug 2011 13:34
Did you photoshop the guys face on the woman andy? Looks clean, nice work.
CovOne
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8564 posts since 17/8/04

4 Aug 2011 13:41
Laughing out loud Andy, recognise them lot although around here in Foleshill there are quite a few albino Asians knocking around so i might be mistaken.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

4 Aug 2011 13:46
There's an Afro Caribbean albino girl in Loughborough
Hello World
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12042 posts since 7/3/05

9 Sep 2011 17:12
Won the euro millions twice in a row now (£2.80 and £15.60) on for the big one tonight I can feel it! Smiling

Nothing better than that email the morning after.
Serbia
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4928 posts since 22/3/06

9 Sep 2011 18:38
Same numbers every week or do you mix it up?
Hello World
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12042 posts since 7/3/05

9 Sep 2011 18:42
Just pure lucky dip everyt ime it gets around or over 100 mill. £10 each draw.

£15.60 was two normal numbers and both the stars, that is two numbers from the big deal.
Serbia
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4928 posts since 22/3/06

9 Sep 2011 18:44
My mate who is a stats man in a lot of different online lottery syndicates, all sorts of random countries but he will not play uk lottery.
stoney
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16708 posts since 22/1/05

14 Oct 2011 13:33
This just came through from my Dad, my old footy boys were trading some stories :

I could have given him my own Clough anecdote : - Way back c. 1980, our team were playing AC Hunters, mid winter, on a freezing cold Alvaston Park. The missus, loyal as ever, was watching from the touchline with a toddling Mat Stone in his baby buggy. AC Hunters were managed by a c. 16 yr old Nigel Clough (his dad thought it would stand him in good stead), who would also usually play in goal. Brian Clough seldom missed a match and when he turned up & saw Julie shivering on the touchline, came over and admonished her for "making a poor bairn sit there catching his death". he went and fetched his Merc, put Julie and Mat in the car and drove behind Nigel's goal so they could watch the match with the heater on. I watched all this in bemusement from the bone hard pitch - happy days.

I believe Bill also has a good BC story involving the great man urinating into Bill's hedge!

CSB.
collizhun
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3765 posts since 19/10/06

14 Oct 2011 13:40
that is a cool story.

this is more for the embarrassing moments thread but met my mate on wednesday and he told me when he first stayed round his girlfriends parents house he had a wet dream for the first time ever, he was 24.

This is the same bloke who used to feel up a down syndrome girl at the back of his garden when he was 10. He also said he used to wank over the school photo and finish while looking at the fittest girl.
Toasted
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1591 posts since 15/10/09

14 Oct 2011 13:42
bresone wrote: My mate who is a stats man in a lot of different online lottery syndicates, all sorts of random countries but he will not play uk lottery.

Here's one for your stat man: If you play the UK lottery on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday you have more chance of dying before the draw than you do of winning the jackpot.
Ketters
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1055 posts since 8/2/11

15 Nov 2011 17:22
Mate who I mentioned before who got sent down is inside with Mohammad Amir (the cricket cheat). His brother went to see him today and found out that everyone waits for Amir to play pool and as he's about to take his shot they all shout "NO BALL". Laughing out loud Yeah it makes no sense in the context of pool but it made me laugh.
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

15 Nov 2011 19:49
I bet there's a few in prison that have a right laugh.
stoney
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16708 posts since 22/1/05

18 Jan 2012 15:22
Just done a homebuyers survey of a Flat, turns out its a former residence of Gordon Brown,

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32296513.html

CSB.
inversesquare
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6447 posts since 7/6/08

18 Jan 2012 15:35
Sick and dope flat.
stoney
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16708 posts since 22/1/05

18 Jan 2012 15:47
Looks abit shit from the main outside pc, but was pretty cool, he had the roof terrace fitted himself, only cost 6grand, great views out to the city.
mtthrvy2
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1808 posts since 8/11/10

24 Jan 2012 14:16
friend of a firend was looking after a dog while the owners were on holiday, the dog died while they were away. So she called them and said sorry to tell you etc etc, what do you want me to do? Asked her to take it to the vet (cremation?). She couldnt find anything suitable to carry the dog to the vets in so she put it in a suitcase Laughing out loud While walking there a guy said "oh that looks heavy, do you need any help?" she said no its fine and then he asked her what was in the suitcase so she just replied "oh books, cds and stuff ". Anyway, a second later he snatched the suitcase and legged it Laughing out loud

csb.
Lyall
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1842 posts since 1/6/10

24 Jan 2012 14:18
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud