General Discussion: Cool Story Bro Thread
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Here's one for your stat man: If you play the UK lottery on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday you have more chance of dying before the draw than you do of winning the jackpot.
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Two of the albino lads below used to get on our bus when I was at Coventry Uni. Cool story bro.

Family of albino Muslims terrorised after one of them marries a Christian man

Family of albino Muslims terrorised after one of them marries a Christian man
This just came through from my Dad, my old footy boys were trading some stories :
I could have given him my own Clough anecdote : - Way back c. 1980, our team were playing AC Hunters, mid winter, on a freezing cold Alvaston Park. The missus, loyal as ever, was watching from the touchline with a toddling Mat Stone in his baby buggy. AC Hunters were managed by a c. 16 yr old Nigel Clough (his dad thought it would stand him in good stead), who would also usually play in goal. Brian Clough seldom missed a match and when he turned up & saw Julie shivering on the touchline, came over and admonished her for "making a poor bairn sit there catching his death". he went and fetched his Merc, put Julie and Mat in the car and drove behind Nigel's goal so they could watch the match with the heater on. I watched all this in bemusement from the bone hard pitch - happy days.
I believe Bill also has a good BC story involving the great man urinating into Bill's hedge!
CSB.
I could have given him my own Clough anecdote : - Way back c. 1980, our team were playing AC Hunters, mid winter, on a freezing cold Alvaston Park. The missus, loyal as ever, was watching from the touchline with a toddling Mat Stone in his baby buggy. AC Hunters were managed by a c. 16 yr old Nigel Clough (his dad thought it would stand him in good stead), who would also usually play in goal. Brian Clough seldom missed a match and when he turned up & saw Julie shivering on the touchline, came over and admonished her for "making a poor bairn sit there catching his death". he went and fetched his Merc, put Julie and Mat in the car and drove behind Nigel's goal so they could watch the match with the heater on. I watched all this in bemusement from the bone hard pitch - happy days.
I believe Bill also has a good BC story involving the great man urinating into Bill's hedge!
CSB.
that is a cool story.
this is more for the embarrassing moments thread but met my mate on wednesday and he told me when he first stayed round his girlfriends parents house he had a wet dream for the first time ever, he was 24.
This is the same bloke who used to feel up a down syndrome girl at the back of his garden when he was 10. He also said he used to wank over the school photo and finish while looking at the fittest girl.
this is more for the embarrassing moments thread but met my mate on wednesday and he told me when he first stayed round his girlfriends parents house he had a wet dream for the first time ever, he was 24.
This is the same bloke who used to feel up a down syndrome girl at the back of his garden when he was 10. He also said he used to wank over the school photo and finish while looking at the fittest girl.
My mate who is a stats man in a lot of different online lottery syndicates, all sorts of random countries but he will not play uk lottery.
Here's one for your stat man: If you play the UK lottery on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday you have more chance of dying before the draw than you do of winning the jackpot.
Mate who I mentioned before who got sent down is inside with Mohammad Amir (the cricket cheat). His brother went to see him today and found out that everyone waits for Amir to play pool and as he's about to take his shot they all shout "NO BALL".
Yeah it makes no sense in the context of pool but it made me laugh.
Just done a homebuyers survey of a Flat, turns out its a former residence of Gordon Brown,
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32296513.html
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http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32296513.html
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friend of a firend was looking after a dog while the owners were on holiday, the dog died while they were away. So she called them and said sorry to tell you etc etc, what do you want me to do? Asked her to take it to the vet (cremation?). She couldnt find anything suitable to carry the dog to the vets in so she put it in a suitcase
While walking there a guy said "oh that looks heavy, do you need any help?" she said no its fine and then he asked her what was in the suitcase so she just replied "oh books, cds and stuff ". Anyway, a second later he snatched the suitcase and legged it
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