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25 Jan 2012 12:24
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25 Jan 2012 16:32
We had a fella in our group of friends back in college who used to bullshit massively. Here's some of the ones I remember him saying:
I had a full back tattoo done without ink just to see what it felt like
I had a tattoo on my wrist and didn't like it so I cheesegrated it off
I've been stabbed with an epi pen (adrenaline) before…it just calms you down innit..
25 Jan 2012 17:10
Funny shit there.
A lad I used to know when we were growing up like a bit of jackanory.
He said he was once playing around in this disused warehouse that was about 10 storeys high.
He said the police came and chased him and he went up on the roof, found a bit of rope just lying around and abseiled 10 storeys to escape.
He did embellish it a bit more at the time but I can't remember all the whoppers he used to come up with. Great when your stoned and laughing until it hurts, but he just looked at you like you should believe him making us laugh even harder.
Sounds like he'd just watched too many episodes of A-Team.
25 Jan 2012 17:20
25 Jan 2012 17:22
I've got a story that the gay guy at work told me recently.
Anyway he's always on his phone using an app called GRINDR which he uses to organise meets with other like minded fella's, this bloke contacted him and said he was organising a 10 man-er and was he interested? This guy i work with said yes and took all the details. So he turns up at this guy's flat and goes in and the bloke says "ok it's in there but you need to get undressed before going in!" this guy i work with say's "can i not have a look in first as i've never done this before" and the bloke say's "no not unless you get undressed" So he gets undressed in the hall and walks in. He's the first person there and has to sit there bollock naked with this bloke who's having his tea and watching Emmerdale until everyone else turns up!.
Anyway he's always on his phone using an app called GRINDR which he uses to organise meets with other like minded fella's, this bloke contacted him and said he was organising a 10 man-er and was he interested? This guy i work with said yes and took all the details. So he turns up at this guy's flat and goes in and the bloke says "ok it's in there but you need to get undressed before going in!" this guy i work with say's "can i not have a look in first as i've never done this before" and the bloke say's "no not unless you get undressed" So he gets undressed in the hall and walks in. He's the first person there and has to sit there bollock naked with this bloke who's having his tea and watching Emmerdale until everyone else turns up!.
Anybody else got a mate or work with someone who is a massive Billy liar.
Guy I work with, Tim, is always at it. Been headhunted for 3 jobs by "mates" of his since he started here. Surprisingly has not got any of these jobs despite being asked to apply from a man on the inside. This is the sort of shit that flows from his grid.
Anyway, we were exchaning car accident stories at work when he came out with this belter. He was with one of his "mates" and went to a garrage with him and they see a door hanging on the wall with the perfect impression of a pair of legs. He asks what the story behind that was when his mate jumps in "I can tell you exactly what happened because it was my door!". Then he continued to explain how he was having an affair and his wife had followed him to a car park where he was meeting his other woman. As he was locking his door his wife drove her car straight into him breaking both his legs and leaving this perfect impression in the door.
His confident strut out of the office was just the icing on the cake. I'm sure he thought everybody had lapped it up!
Anyone else got simlar mates / stories?
Guy I work with, Tim, is always at it. Been headhunted for 3 jobs by "mates" of his since he started here. Surprisingly has not got any of these jobs despite being asked to apply from a man on the inside. This is the sort of shit that flows from his grid.
Anyway, we were exchaning car accident stories at work when he came out with this belter. He was with one of his "mates" and went to a garrage with him and they see a door hanging on the wall with the perfect impression of a pair of legs. He asks what the story behind that was when his mate jumps in "I can tell you exactly what happened because it was my door!". Then he continued to explain how he was having an affair and his wife had followed him to a car park where he was meeting his other woman. As he was locking his door his wife drove her car straight into him breaking both his legs and leaving this perfect impression in the door.
His confident strut out of the office was just the icing on the cake. I'm sure he thought everybody had lapped it up!
Anyone else got simlar mates / stories?
Anybody else got a mate or work with someone who is a massive Billy liar.
Guy I work with, Tim, is always at it. Been headhunted for 3 jobs by "mates" of his since he started here. Surprisingly has not got any of these jobs despite being asked to apply from a man on the inside. This is the sort of shit that flows from his grid.
Anyway, we were exchaning car accident stories at work when he came out with this belter. He was with one of his "mates" and went to a garrage with him and they see a door hanging on the wall with the perfect impression of a pair of legs. He asks what the story behind that was when his mate jumps in "I can tell you exactly what happened because it was my door!". Then he continued to explain how he was having an affair and his wife had followed him to a car park where he was meeting his other woman. As he was locking his door his wife drove her car straight into him breaking both his legs and leaving this perfect impression in the door.
His confident strut out of the office was just the icing on the cake. I'm sure he thought everybody had lapped it up!
Anyone else got simlar mates / stories?
Guy I work with, Tim, is always at it. Been headhunted for 3 jobs by "mates" of his since he started here. Surprisingly has not got any of these jobs despite being asked to apply from a man on the inside. This is the sort of shit that flows from his grid.
Anyway, we were exchaning car accident stories at work when he came out with this belter. He was with one of his "mates" and went to a garrage with him and they see a door hanging on the wall with the perfect impression of a pair of legs. He asks what the story behind that was when his mate jumps in "I can tell you exactly what happened because it was my door!". Then he continued to explain how he was having an affair and his wife had followed him to a car park where he was meeting his other woman. As he was locking his door his wife drove her car straight into him breaking both his legs and leaving this perfect impression in the door.
His confident strut out of the office was just the icing on the cake. I'm sure he thought everybody had lapped it up!
Anyone else got simlar mates / stories?
We had a fella in our group of friends back in college who used to bullshit massively. Here's some of the ones I remember him saying:
I had a full back tattoo done without ink just to see what it felt like
I had a tattoo on my wrist and didn't like it so I cheesegrated it off
I've been stabbed with an epi pen (adrenaline) before…it just calms you down innit..
Funny shit there.
A lad I used to know when we were growing up like a bit of jackanory.
He said he was once playing around in this disused warehouse that was about 10 storeys high.
He said the police came and chased him and he went up on the roof, found a bit of rope just lying around and abseiled 10 storeys to escape.
He did embellish it a bit more at the time but I can't remember all the whoppers he used to come up with. Great when your stoned and laughing until it hurts, but he just looked at you like you should believe him making us laugh even harder.
Sounds like he'd just watched too many episodes of A-Team.
Got a mate at uni who's a bit of a compulsive liar, his stories include:
Being hit by a flashbang that he found at his grandads when he was messing about as a kid.
Told a mutual friend he was in Munich the same weekend I was out with him in Nottingham.
Says he's fucked girls that don't even know his name.
Never met anyone like him before, he's a safe guy, just can't get my head around the motive to lie so much.
Being hit by a flashbang that he found at his grandads when he was messing about as a kid.
Told a mutual friend he was in Munich the same weekend I was out with him in Nottingham.
Says he's fucked girls that don't even know his name.
Never met anyone like him before, he's a safe guy, just can't get my head around the motive to lie so much.
I used to work with a lad, who claimed his dad was getting him a Harley for his birthday. The Harley though was one which his dad had pulled out of a canal somewhere in Lancashire and had spent 6 months prior to his birthday doing up. Just before his dad was going to hand it over he checked the seriel number with Harley and it turned out that it was a Harley that Sinatra had given Elvis as a present so his dad flogged it for a million or something like that
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