I know this girl who's some kind of event organiser and is forever name-dropping all the "celebs" she gets to hang out with. I can just about tolerate the name-dropping but her stories turn into these outlandish fantasies.

She said that she was invited to the VIP area at P-Diddy's birthday party where Diddy put his hand up her skirt and forced her to kiss him. Half-believable you might think if this girl was a looker but she's an absolute butterface. Apparently he then bought her silence by buying her a car. I know for a fact that her dad bought it for her.

The best one was the story of when, at a charity party she was putting on, Princes Will and Harry pulled her into a backstage room and beat her up

Guy I used to work with was going to have his back done "when he found someone good enough to do the design".
He never brought the design in to show me, despite mentioning it several times and me asking him to show me the design each time.

tell her you also know P-Diddy and he said he never touched her and is going to take her to court for slander

The guy at school who told porkies had a dedicated fb group:

this is to everyone who loves the big man. he is my muse, my inspiration and the reason why school is so much fun.

if you've ever heard his ledgendary quotes, join this group

'went to france, went to the bar, met these girls, took them to my room, FUCKED THEM, paid them 50 euros, FUCKED THEM again, told them to FUCK off.'

'shut up or ill head butt you'

'i work at gamestation'

'just the usual 7 (pints) for me'

'nothing better then lunch at the tavern'

'top goal scoarer… three weeks in a row'

god i love this guy

It doesn't seem very dedicated to me. There's only 9 posts - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2241303126&v;=wall

It's called "dedication"

Cafe history?

this thread has gone to shit

Monday 20th Channel 4

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/my-social-network-stalker

Was in this girls year at school, the guy was a proper weird cunt who everyone disliked. Feel a bit bad for the guy as he was proper bullied. Ages ago I got this message on facebook

was obviously him, didnt think much of it! he went to prison and ended up front page on the sun and loads of other shit!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055678/Shane-Webber-stalked-girlfriend-Ruth-Jeffery-online-jailed-4-months.html

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Got this email from a mate last night:

"Had a proper Larry David moment last night.

Was making my dinner last night about 6 when this guy chaps my door, he was collecting on behalf of his christian youth group, he was very camp and effeminate. Anyway, he starts his massive big spiel about how they need funds etc… all the time coming across pretty eloquent and genuine. So after about 5 Min's of him rabbiting on I'm desperate to get the cunt off my door step and give him a tenner asking if he can give me 5 change, at this point i see he has about £100 in notes from his collection bag. he duly gives me my change and is soon on his way.
An hr later i went to put a coupon on as I was bored. Walk in the bookies and clock the cunt straight away at the puggy with his back to me.. Thought to myself maybe i should give him the benefit of the doubt. I pick my teams and take my coupon to the counter at which point i ask the assistant "how long this guy has been at the puggy?" he tells me "about an hr"
So i went up to him asking "if he remembers me?" he turns from the puggy and looks like he has seen a ghost! i say "sorry, forgot to ask at the time but do u have any I.D or any church documents etc?" he starts stuttering and says "sorry i don't actually have any on me" I swiftly ask him for my money back, he gives me my fiver and walks out the shop door!!"