General Discussion: Cool Story Bro Thread


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Rez
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8704 posts since 5/4/09

16 Feb 2012 10:34
Seems like you wanted that Larry Gavid moment.
andymakesglasses
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20594 posts since 26/1/06

16 Feb 2012 10:38
Was the guy playing this puggy?

robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

16 Feb 2012 10:42
Laughing out loud
yellowpages
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2120 posts since 11/6/10

16 Feb 2012 10:56
Hahaha very good Andy, should have included a (no penguin story). This is the last guy in the world that'd ever make something like that up for attention and I even searched to find similar stories online when he told me.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

16 Feb 2012 11:00
could well be true but i have heard that stroy a fair few times before but without words i aint got a clue what they mean in it. Smiling
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

16 Feb 2012 11:06
yellowpages wrote: This is the last guy in the world that'd ever make something like that up for attention

I've got a mate that tells stories like that all the time. Everybody who knows him knows he's just trying to get laughs but people that don't know him think he's either a liar or the story is true.
R
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13296 posts since 17/5/03

16 Feb 2012 11:15
fantastic story
TCB
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4804 posts since 5/7/11

20 Feb 2012 10:57
Gave up my seat for a lady on the tube at the weekend… turns out it was a man. He was not happy. That's what you get for dressing like a cunt.
orwat
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30 posts since 14/2/12

20 Feb 2012 11:10
^ that was me you prick
TCB
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4804 posts since 5/7/11

20 Feb 2012 11:19
TCB wrote: That's what you get for dressing like a cunt.
orwat
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30 posts since 14/2/12

20 Feb 2012 12:13
Wasnt actually me. Hardly went out the house all weekend.

Last week when it was snowing and minus degrees, was walking my dog miles from anywhere and I found an old lady sitting on the floor. She was 71, shivering and had broken ankle.

Anyway gave her my coat, called 999 with directions of how to get to the nearest road and another dog walker came so I went to wait for ambulance. Took 1 hour and even then the medic was just a chubby woman in a car who didn't rly know what was going on - no strecher nothing. So she came and called another bigger ambulance.

All this time the old lady is soaked and sitting on the floor. After another half hour the other ambulance comes with a stretcher and blankets. So im thinking she can finally get out of here but the ambulance ppl say theyre not allowed to lift people on strechers, has to be on wheels for health and safety. Jawdropping!

By this time shes been sitting there for almost 2 hours and they call air ambulance. Takes 10 minutes, they land, give her morphine, pack her into a strecher CARRY her to the helicopter and fly off. All that and I could prolly piggy backed her to the first ambulance. Typical NHS complicating everything.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

20 Feb 2012 12:15
Very uncool story, that Evil
deuce
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14051 posts since 21/1/08

20 Feb 2012 12:20
sell your story to the daily mail
orwat
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30 posts since 14/2/12

20 Feb 2012 12:31
nah its more of a guardian story
TheConductor
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4294 posts since 17/11/09

20 Feb 2012 12:35
Either way give them a heads up, they'll love a story about how health & safety is slowly crippling our society with it's mediocre restrictions. Make sure to throw in a Jimmy reference for good measure.
d_low
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816 posts since 20/8/10

22 Feb 2012 19:15
Just finished scrolling through the whole of that Buffalo of Lies site. First post was: 2-23-2010

Nice productive day has been had Sad
paint.ldn
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709 posts since 20/11/11

18 Mar 2012 22:31
On my way home saw some guy with his dog on a leash in one hand and in the other he had a big bag of shopping he was using to pump iron. watched him for a good minute doing reps with his shopping bag.. a bit mental
gawkrodger
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7641 posts since 4/11/08

18 Mar 2012 22:43
i do that all the time (minus the dog) Oops
Mr X
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7053 posts since 12/7/07

18 Mar 2012 22:48
Someone without a hint of halitosis could breath on you and you'd fall over in an instant.
DuffMan
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14389 posts since 21/2/07

18 Mar 2012 22:51
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