Checkout Girl - Did you see the signs saying Maximum £20?
Lad - Yeah, but I've got a long journey to make.
CG - Where are you going?
L - Hereford.
CG - Hereford! I can get to Birmingham from here on £20
L - *shuffles awkwardly*
CG - You're driving a Fiesta not a Ferrari you fucking sap
The lad didn't say a word, he just hung his head while putting his pin number in and then shuffled out