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Burt
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4207 posts since 3/1/10

31 Mar 2012 12:51
Just been out to fill my car up. Local petrol station limiting every to 20 quids worth of fuel. The lad in front of me at the till has just filled up to the brim and the cost is 46 quid…

Checkout Girl - Did you see the signs saying Maximum £20?
Lad - Yeah, but I've got a long journey to make.
CG - Where are you going?
L - Hereford.
CG - Hereford! I can get to Birmingham from here on £20
L - *shuffles awkwardly*
CG - You're driving a Fiesta not a Ferrari you fucking sap

The lad didn't say a word, he just hung his head while putting his pin number in and then shuffled out Laughing out loud
DuffMan
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13373 posts since 21/2/07

31 Mar 2012 12:54
Laughing out loud
San
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10457 posts since 14/11/05

31 Mar 2012 12:54
Mr X?
timmbo
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3313 posts since 9/2/10

31 Mar 2012 12:56
Laughing out loud
seenmy
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6209 posts since 17/6/06

31 Mar 2012 12:56
Laughing out loud
carlos
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754 posts since 20/1/08

31 Mar 2012 12:59
Burt wrote: Just been out to fill my car up. Local petrol station limiting every to 20 quids worth of fuel.

Where you from Burt? Sound like you could be down my way?

Not many FUKers out in these sticks!
Mr X
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7034 posts since 12/7/07

31 Mar 2012 14:52
I would never do that but I forgot to pay once which was embarrassing. Oops
rural
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16483 posts since 26/9/06

21 Apr 2012 16:55
My Uncle is selling his house to Harley Hughes former head of menswear at YSL now head designer at Alexander McQueen menswear. Showed him and his wife around today, he's got a very tasty italian missus apparently.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

21 Apr 2012 16:59
how much for bruv out of interst. gotta be in the million/s?
DY
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9195 posts since 9/6/11

21 Apr 2012 17:14
My uncle recently went to number 10 to a cabinet meeting and flew off with david cameron and nick clegg to russia and america on a private jet.

http://www.legalweek.com/legal-week/news/2107874/-eversheds-leaders-join-david-cameron-s-russian-delegation

he's going to china with them this year again.

CSB
rural
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16483 posts since 26/9/06

21 Apr 2012 19:56
Noble Locks wrote: how much for bruv out of interst. gotta be in the million/s?

House is in west sussex so not as high as London prices, but still a good amount.
Peregrine
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899 posts since 17/6/09

21 Apr 2012 20:21
doomedyouth wrote: My uncle recently went to number 10 to a cabinet meeting and flew off with david cameron and nick clegg to russia and america on a private jet.

http://www.legalweek.com/legal-week/news/2107874/-eversheds-leaders-join-david-cameron-s-russian-delegation

he's going to china with them this year again.

CSB

My uncle is the vice president of an African country (no lie.)
deuce
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13155 posts since 21/1/08

21 Apr 2012 20:50
my uncle is a jobless and homeless alcoholic (no lie)
carlos
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754 posts since 20/1/08

21 Apr 2012 20:51
Used to bang this bird who was Cat Deeley's cousin. csb.
swede
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4958 posts since 21/3/09

21 Apr 2012 21:12
slept in glen hoddle's daughter's bed last night. csb.
Ciaran
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883 posts since 18/4/10

28 Apr 2012 00:02
George Osbourne came into my work today apparently, had a £60 meal left a pound tip the fucking cunt. Ordered a salad off the bar cus he knows we would of spat in his food Evil
DY
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9195 posts since 9/6/11

28 Apr 2012 00:06
60£ for a salad?!
Ciaran
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883 posts since 18/4/10

28 Apr 2012 00:10
Yes he had a £60 salad you cunt
DY
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9195 posts since 9/6/11

28 Apr 2012 00:19
haha imagine if he didnt order from the bar and you would have spat in his food

HAHA HE WOULDNT KNOW YOU DID

WHAT A HILLARIOUS THING TO DO

GOOD JOB
Serbia
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4928 posts since 22/3/06

28 Apr 2012 01:50
swede wrote: slept in glen hoddle's daughter's bed last night. csb.

zoe or zara