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Ciaran
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883 posts since 18/4/10

28 Apr 2012 03:02
Doomed your a shit troll. End of.
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

28 Apr 2012 08:13
He has a point.
sydneyking
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5052 posts since 26/9/09

28 Apr 2012 10:14
Slept in Jimmy Krankie's bed last night
swede
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9865 posts since 21/3/09

28 Apr 2012 10:53
Serbia wrote:
swede wrote: slept in glen hoddle's daughter's bed last night. csb.

zoe or zara

hahahahah stop it!!
pollencatcher8
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84 posts since 12/10/11

7 May 2012 18:37
Got given a joints worth off the beat (the old ska band) on Friday. Very average homegrown.
carl lewis
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23965 posts since 14/10/04

7 May 2012 18:54
swede wrote:
Serbia wrote:
swede wrote: slept in glen hoddle's daughter's bed last night. csb.

zoe or zara

hahahahah stop it!!


You share a glass of KA as well Eye-wink
nick2
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7231 posts since 18/2/09

7 May 2012 19:05
Ciaran wrote: Yes he had a £60 salad you cunt

leaving a tip would have been like tipping Dick Turpin

Ciaran
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883 posts since 18/4/10

7 May 2012 19:31
Bit of a wooosh there i think mate. His groups meal that he payed for cost £60, he ate a salad
nick2
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7231 posts since 18/2/09

7 May 2012 19:37
your post didn't suggest he had company, so you can see how people missread it.
Ciaran
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883 posts since 18/4/10

7 May 2012 19:38
Yeh fair enough, few too many beers when i posted it
nick2
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7231 posts since 18/2/09

7 May 2012 19:42
out of interest how much is a salad at your place ?
Ciaran
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883 posts since 18/4/10

7 May 2012 20:29
Like a fiver for a mix of a couple of different ones, aint just green salad
Mr X
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7053 posts since 12/7/07

15 May 2012 21:11
A long long time ago a one armed wheelie bin cleaner walked into my printing business. He asked for some leaflets printed on a luminous bright yellow paper in black ink. The copy read as:

DIRTY
SMELLY
WHEELIE (we pronounced it like willy)


… have yours cleaned and disinfected for only 50p!!!
d_low
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816 posts since 20/8/10

20 May 2012 14:38
My dad bought something online and posted it back for a refund as he no longer wanted it. They received the goods but he was still waiting for a refund so he sent them an email asking where is my money as you have had the goods now for 14 days, surely that's long enough to check them over and refund me.

Their reply

"Please note you used the item and then returned it contrary to our terms and conditions and the distance selling regulations, out of goodwill we decided to refund you even though we did not have to.

You have already had a refund but I guess writing this email gives you more satisfaction than checking that you have actually had a refund?

In retail we get all kinds of customers, luckily all are not like you"

He never even used their goods and I'm sure you get 7 days to return stuff anyway under the distance selling regulations. I just couldn't stop laughing at how smarmy and rude their reply was Shocked
CovOne
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8652 posts since 17/8/04

20 May 2012 14:39
Name and shame
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

20 May 2012 14:54
CovOne wrote: Name and shame

Had he had the refund then but not checked?
d_low
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816 posts since 20/8/10

20 May 2012 15:55
Commander_Venus wrote:
CovOne wrote: Name and shame

Had he had the refund then but not checked?

d_low wrote: They received the goods but he was still waiting for a refund so he sent them an email asking where is my money
TheConductor
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4294 posts since 17/11/09

20 May 2012 16:23
CovOne wrote: Name and shame
d_low
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816 posts since 20/8/10

20 May 2012 17:24
TheConductor wrote:
CovOne wrote: Name and shame
http://www.home-phones.co.uk/
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

20 May 2012 18:23
d_low wrote:
Commander_Venus wrote:
CovOne wrote: Name and shame

Had he had the refund then but not checked?

d_low wrote: They received the goods but he was still waiting for a refund so he sent them an email asking where is my money

Thanks fuckface but i can read. I was asking because the companyclaimed he had already had a refund, i was trying to clarify if they were lying or your dad was mistaken.