General Discussion: Cool Story Bro Thread


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Donuts
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209 posts since 27/9/08

20 May 2012 20:26
*removed due to legal paranoia*
TonyL4
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1173 posts since 28/12/10

20 May 2012 20:39
Sticking out tongue
d_low
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816 posts since 20/8/10

12 Jul 2012 17:46
Girl wearing flip flops at my graduation.
San
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10493 posts since 14/11/05

4 Aug 2012 21:07
A mate of mine is a hair transplant surgeon and was doing one for Quinton Fortune today and tomorrow at his home csb (waiting for pics)
Jayboy
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1026 posts since 7/9/11

4 Aug 2012 22:06
Ill try this out.. So last summer i was in Kabul, Afghanistan for vacation, kinda of. One day this war photographer i was hanging out with on the Kabul sports center teaching kids, ask me if i wanted to see the old bird market.

This meaning me and him leaving a safe area, skateboarding down the kabul river alone for about 45 in, downtown Kabul, no safetygear, no guns, nothing. Of course i said yes, we did a few of those trips around town, and they are always a blast, always something going on. So we started skating, and people honk the cars, kids running after us, and we where pretty much making a scene anyweher, No wonder, since skateboarding are pretty unknown there. anyways, after i while we reached the end of the river, and it gets divided to a left and right road. Suddenly about 100 meters away, a guy blows himself up infront of a policestation, thus killing the guards, making room for two more guys with ak-47 going in blasting of.

They killed about 13 people, then the army got them before they got to blow their bombbelts. I was standing there not knowing what to do, supercalm though strangely enough, so i tried to take some photos.. But my friend pulled me away and we went ahead to the birdmarket and shoot some pics. And under all of this i was still supercalm. We went back later to the site, and there where al lthis american soldiers screaming at us to leave.. Thats one of millions storys from my summer in Afghanistan.

On another note, i once where drinking beers with Bono at this dublinclub called lillies bordello or something for a few hours, taking about skateboarding and music.. Thats a story for another day though.
gaffer
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554 posts since 13/4/05

4 Aug 2012 22:16
Quite the raconteur mate
pops
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4268 posts since 2/9/09

4 Aug 2012 22:19
definitely not a cool story tho bro.
EDW
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2581 posts since 23/2/10

4 Aug 2012 23:10
The start of it sounds like one of candidates vice secondments, did you have to wear a toga?
Jayboy
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1026 posts since 7/9/11

4 Aug 2012 23:16
the_boy_lanz wrote: definitely not a cool story tho bro.

Yeah, maybe not. thats one of those stories that always comes out first when people wanna hear a story tough.
ew2
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498 posts since 9/3/08

5 Aug 2012 00:32
Story was cool for me. Yesterday a pigeon got into my block of apartments and it was hard to get it out. I was supercalm though.
gottdamn
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333 posts since 9/6/12

5 Aug 2012 01:13
ew2 wrote: Story was cool for me. Yesterday a pigeon got into my block of apartments and it was hard to get it out. I was supercalm though.

when I was about 10 on christmas morning i ran downstairs opened the door to the front room and there was a black bird flapping around in front of the fire place because it had derped trying to escape, i didnt cry.
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

5 Aug 2012 07:36
i cant believe they let 'soldiers' take skateboards.
Prot0
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1773 posts since 15/6/04

5 Aug 2012 08:44
Jayboy wrote: Ill try this out.. So last summer i was in Kabul, Afghanistan for vacation, kinda of. One day this war photographer i was hanging out with on the Kabul sports center teaching kids, ask me if i wanted to see the old bird market.

This meaning me and him leaving a safe area, skateboarding down the kabul river alone for about 45 in, downtown Kabul, no safetygear, no guns, nothing. Of course i said yes, we did a few of those trips around town, and they are always a blast, always something going on. So we started skating, and people honk the cars, kids running after us, and we where pretty much making a scene anyweher, No wonder, since skateboarding are pretty unknown there. anyways, after i while we reached the end of the river, and it gets divided to a left and right road. Suddenly about 100 meters away, a guy blows himself up infront of a policestation, thus killing the guards, making room for two more guys with ak-47 going in blasting of.

They killed about 13 people, then the army got them before they got to blow their bombbelts. I was standing there not knowing what to do, supercalm though strangely enough, so i tried to take some photos.. But my friend pulled me away and we went ahead to the birdmarket and shoot some pics. And under all of this i was still supercalm. We went back later to the site, and there where al lthis american soldiers screaming at us to leave.. Thats one of millions storys from my summer in Afghanistan.

On another note, i once where drinking beers with Bono at this dublinclub called lillies bordello or something for a few hours, taking about skateboarding and music.. Thats a story for another day though.

krisricey
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2198 posts since 24/3/12

5 Aug 2012 08:46
Haha Jay, that actually is a cool story bro
beedub
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6810 posts since 7/3/07

5 Aug 2012 08:54
gottdamn wrote: it had derped trying to escape

What the fuck does that mean?
krisricey
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2198 posts since 24/3/12

5 Aug 2012 08:59
When i see Derp, i see

Prot0
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1773 posts since 15/6/04

5 Aug 2012 09:40
Derp just reminds me of South Park Laughing out loud
EDW
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2581 posts since 23/2/10

5 Aug 2012 09:48
that still doesnt answer the question
Jayboy
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1026 posts since 7/9/11

5 Aug 2012 10:12
mr.white wrote: i cant believe they let 'soldiers' take skateboards.

?
Prot0
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1773 posts since 15/6/04

5 Aug 2012 10:16
EDW wrote: that still doesnt answer the question

Because it doesn't 'mean' anything. It was just a stupid sound byte that originated from, I think, South Park/Team America.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/derp