General Discussion: Cool Story Bro Thread


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haz
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4334 posts since 7/1/04

15 Jul 2010 12:37
Noble's flight stories are the bomb (no terrorist)
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

15 Jul 2010 12:42
in effect it was
"You might have the means to fly first class, but no means is your class first enough to fly it."
eliotness
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1506 posts since 1/2/09

15 Jul 2010 15:04
New York Herald Tribune! wrote:
nick2 wrote:
eliotness wrote: I am in flagstaff Arizona at the moment, all the bumper stickers for the city say FLG.

I've been to Flagstaff too, and I got laid there.

Lets hope eliotness doesn't get laid there too or he'll take us through it stroke by sorry stroke…

that sounds more like a bad hand job.
deuce
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13729 posts since 21/1/08

16 Jul 2010 09:02
when i won the fuk comp to london fashion week, i parked my car in a airport carpark, who shuttled me off to the nearest tube station, so i could get into central london, anyway… when returning to my car, the fuckers bent one of the lip on one of my alloys (no idea how, probably ragged it cold too) - i kicked off and went mental, took pictures etc and made an official complaint.
to cut a long story short they decided to front the cost of a new wheel. but my wheels are BBS replicas, and the authentic ones cost about £3000+ a set, so i send the company a link to a website, showing it costs £800/wheel, 4 days later a cheque arrived for £800 no questions asked Cool
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

16 Jul 2010 09:53
Cool
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

16 Jul 2010 10:10
When I was younger I worked in a shop in meadowhall, at the end of my first day I told my team leader it was shit and that I shant be coming back. At the end of the month my pay cheque came in the post and instead of one days pay I got paid for a month. Best day ever.
Jason789
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6210 posts since 2/1/07

16 Jul 2010 10:18
dont places normally have to pay you for the full month . even if u worked there for a day or 2
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

16 Jul 2010 10:20
LOL, no

Same sort of thing happened to me when I left a job. Got paid for the month after I left but they realised and I had to pay it back
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

16 Jul 2010 10:23
How did they make you pay it back?
When it happened to me they sent me a letter saying "give us our money back", I threw it in the bin. They sent me another letter saying "give us our money back", I threw it in the bin. They sent me a 3rd letter saying "if you dont give us our money we will begin court proceedings", I threw it in the bin…that was 5 years ago.
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

16 Jul 2010 10:25
Jason789 wrote: dont places normally have to pay you for the full month . even if u worked there for a day or 2

If that were the case I would apply for literally every job advertised in a 30 mile radius, work everywhere for one day and become a millionaire in a year.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

16 Jul 2010 10:26
They didn't make me, but I liked my former boss, it was a family run company and I couldn't live with the guilt so I paid them back.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

16 Jul 2010 10:31
Oh, and they had already paid me two weeks holiday that I wasn't entitled as a gesture, so that's another reason I would have felt bad keeping it
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

16 Jul 2010 13:19
I know one of the girls on Britains next top model. Hannah.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

16 Jul 2010 13:21
thats a famez celeb thread story, not a cool story. (unless you rodgered it)
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

16 Jul 2010 13:34
Nah, she looks like a bird of some sort. Proper goofy in real life as well.

Wish i had now, as i'd get some e-rep

Edit : Turns out i know two of them. Chloe who got kicked out the first episode. She used to work at my local.
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

16 Jul 2010 23:27
One of the girls from Britains next top model series 1 asked me out in a bar, she wasnt great looking IRL Cry , I politely declined.
Also one of the girls from shipwrecked;
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/S/shipwrecked2007/teams/

(no brag)

edit: in fact like Noble says I didnt hit it so not really a cool story, and makes the (no brag) unnecessary.
andymakesglasses
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20276 posts since 26/1/06

16 Jul 2010 23:34
Are all but 2 of them still on the island….?
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

16 Jul 2010 23:46
I hate those pricks who get picked but get there and want to go home, youre in one of the most beautiful places in the world, I think your bird and your mummy can go 6 weeks without you.
SXFuzz
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1739 posts since 22/5/07

20 Jul 2010 02:01
Found out tonight a girl I dated a couple of years back (Kylie) is now on Eastenders. This takes my tally of Z-list claims to fame to roughly 5.
MoB
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36768 posts since 31/8/04

20 Jul 2010 07:25
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