Random Questions: Driveway Parking

Jack avatar

7300 posts since 12/9/06

12 Dec 2008 23:19
Some cunt's parked over my driveway, second time in a month or so.

It's not the next door neighbors, and there's too many houses in my close to knock on every door.

Suitable revenge suggestions please

Jack avatar

7300 posts since 12/9/06

12 Dec 2008 23:39
Come on you lot, a cross note on the windscreen just will not cut it
andymakesglasses avatar

20594 posts since 26/1/06

12 Dec 2008 23:42
Put the note on the side window?
PHiL avatar

8745 posts since 31/8/03

12 Dec 2008 23:44
robii avatar

18857 posts since 8/9/06

12 Dec 2008 23:45
Turn the blades of their wipers the other way round so when they come to flicking them on they etch a nice circle across the windscreen (possibly)
Xerxes avatar

464 posts since 14/6/08

12 Dec 2008 23:45
here are your options…depending on your level of anger.

no particular order;

1. place nails infront and behind all 4 wheels.
2. call the police as it's illegal to park infront of a low kerb.
3. get another car and box him in.
4. smash his windows and take a shit on his dashboard.
5. cry
6. let down his tires.
7. jack the car up…it'll take him a while to figure out why it's not moving
8. get a gypsy to steal the car.
9. hire a car the same as his, then get some plates made up the same as his and go speading.
10. let your anger build up.
Xerxes avatar

464 posts since 14/6/08

12 Dec 2008 23:49
Oh, just remembered,

11. put a bunch of plastic straws in the exhast…try and get them pretty far in…not too sure why but some pretty wild and colour sparks come flying out a few minutes into driving….great fun.
Jack avatar

7300 posts since 12/9/06

12 Dec 2008 23:50
Tacs in front and behind his front wheels'll do

I'll see if I can set the security cameras to record so I can see what happens when they leave
down_in_albion avatar

44 posts since 5/7/07

13 Dec 2008 00:13
Sugar in the petrol tank
candidate avatar

2460 posts since 12/11/06

13 Dec 2008 00:18
do a shit and put it under the door handle.
PDE avatar

32 posts since 31/1/07

13 Dec 2008 00:27
Prescription (because you are evidently not keeping to the other one): refrain from reading the 'evil deeds', 'embarrassing moments' and any similar threads until normal service is resumed?

Jesus avatar

6071 posts since 7/10/08

13 Dec 2008 02:01
Banana in the exhaust
El Bongo
El Bongo avatar

2994 posts since 15/8/06

13 Dec 2008 11:48
Just tried searching but cannot find this thread on pistonheads posted a while back had some great stuff in.

Personaly I would let down 2 tires, dont be a pussy and just do one he could still drive off with ease.
Smear vaseline on all windows + mirrors.
And please please get some pictures posted up Laughing out loud
Jack avatar

7300 posts since 12/9/06

13 Dec 2008 11:58
They were gone by the time I went back out there, let alone this morning.

Vaseline's an idea, I'll remember that for next time
Noble Locks
Noble Locks avatar

66963 posts since 10/7/03

13 Dec 2008 12:10
do fuck all but keep an eye out for them and have a word or leave a stern but polite note…yeah they are cunts, but doing tyres or touching they car is even more cuntish. if you that mad, go out and have a straightner on the grass with the prick.
i would knock on the door and cut you to ribbons if you touched my motor even if i was in the wrong by parking incorrectly.
its a slight annoyance, but no cunts dead or been raped.

p.s pde i love you.