General Discussion: Shego's Employment/Work Thread!


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Crackajack
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7175 posts since 21/4/05

9 Oct 2019 10:52
Vodka or two in case you smell of beer.
Jake Unkutt
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2845 posts since 2/3/04

9 Oct 2019 12:23
Pay someone to draught a CV then edit it a bit to sound more 'you'.
NigelBenn
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4061 posts since 6/2/08

9 Oct 2019 12:32
May as well go the full nine yards and have a dab of speed before you go in. Other peoples pleasure is your leisure.
illwill
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3695 posts since 17/5/04

posted 9 Oct 2019 12:46, edited 9 Oct 2019 12:46
I've sacked off the booze but have double dropped beta blockers.

Apparently they do the trick nicely.

Starts in 10. Wish me luck.
krisricey
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1920 posts since 24/3/12

9 Oct 2019 12:46
illwill wrote: Got an interview this afternoon that I'm quite nervous about.

Do I have a pint with lunch?

Had one this morning and got the job - I'm sure you'll get it too. Just don't shit yourself.
figurine
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5764 posts since 14/5/07

9 Oct 2019 12:52
illwill right now
krisricey
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9 Oct 2019 13:32
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
NigelBenn
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4061 posts since 6/2/08

9 Oct 2019 13:47
Laughing out loud
Exactly

Let us know how it goes ill
illwill
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3695 posts since 17/5/04

9 Oct 2019 14:52
Yeah, think that went pretty well.

Those pills turned me into a right cocky prick though.

I asked one of the interviewers if he was nervous Laughing out loud
nothingelseworked
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3302 posts since 21/2/10

posted 9 Oct 2019 15:06, edited 9 Oct 2019 15:06
illwill wrote: I asked one of the interviewers if he was nervous Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
subfunktion
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2479 posts since 13/5/06

9 Oct 2019 15:08
Laughing out loud
figurine
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9 Oct 2019 15:09
nothingelseworked wrote:
illwill wrote: I asked one of the interviewers if he was nervous Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Burt - illwill at an interview in make up room asking the above in the MS Paint thread pls
illwill
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3695 posts since 17/5/04

9 Oct 2019 15:53
I wore a Supreme jacket in case one of them was a headz.

Not sure if they clocked though.
bertoni
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9 Oct 2019 16:14
nothingelseworked wrote:
illwill wrote: I asked one of the interviewers if he was nervous Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud
Hanto
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1763 posts since 30/11/09

9 Oct 2019 16:25
bertoni wrote:
nothingelseworked wrote:
illwill wrote: I asked one of the interviewers if he was nervous Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
FrIEND
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13437 posts since 27/11/03

9 Oct 2019 19:43
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
Bails78
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607 posts since 6/1/08

10 Oct 2019 05:17
Anyone here work in Financial sector? Been made redundant and looking for a new role, was working in Middle Office as a Trade Support Analyst in Commodities, looking for a similar role but preferably away from Commodities and into Equities and or fixed Income.

If you could help a FUK'er out would be greatly appreciated.
krisricey
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1920 posts since 24/3/12

10 Oct 2019 09:13
illwill wrote: I asked one of the interviewers if he was nervous Laughing out loud

Fuck, this killed me Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
illwill
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3695 posts since 17/5/04

11 Oct 2019 16:43
Got the job.

Take notes Fukers.
Crackajack
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7175 posts since 21/4/05

11 Oct 2019 17:04
Congratulations.