General Discussion: evil deeds


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collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

11 Dec 2008 15:52
nah i werent, these were few incidents over my whole school life. i got bullied stink by one lad had to move schools and everything. i never actually had a single fight or nething at school either. until i was about 12 i used to cry when the teachers told me off.
suck your mum
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2389 posts since 7/4/04

11 Dec 2008 15:54
Best FTW

lol
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

11 Dec 2008 16:00
Laughing out loud David Sneddon
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

11 Dec 2008 16:02
I have no idea who David Sneddon is…. thankfully I think.

Birds are right slags aint they.
Best
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9877 posts since 21/10/05

11 Dec 2008 16:04
join the fan club here: http://www.davidfans.co.uk/

i may try and look up the girl, anyone know a amy from newark?
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

11 Dec 2008 16:07
Best wrote: join the fan club here: http://www.davidfans.co.uk/

i may try and look up the girl, anyone know a amy from newark?

CSA may know Eye-wink
Jesus
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6000 posts since 7/10/08

11 Dec 2008 16:14
glassed someone
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

11 Dec 2008 16:17
Lowest of the low, God gave everyone fists for a reason.
Jesus
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6000 posts since 7/10/08

11 Dec 2008 16:20
yer but he's a proper horrible cunt, done time in young offernders for stabbing someone in the head with a screwdriver, and was recently in the local rag for moving out his flat and leaving his dog to starve to death in there,

http://www.thisisscunthorpe.co.uk/education/Scunthorpe-man-left-pet-dog-starve-death/article-285783-detail/article.html
andymakesglasses
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20439 posts since 26/1/06

11 Dec 2008 16:22
Best wrote: came on a rake or something

Laughing out loud
Jimmy326
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4574 posts since 22/9/07

11 Dec 2008 16:24
When I was about 11 I was on the park with my mate, when the local school retard came on. He had a walkman with him and he dropped it in a pile of dogshit.

He was obviously upset, but we kindly told him that the way to get rid of dogshit off something was to put it in more dogshit - then the dogshit on his walkman would stick to the main pile.

He spent the next 20 minutes literally covering his walkman/hands/jumper/jeans in dogshit.

He left soon after, and me and my mate headed home, on the way passing his house - the garage door was open and we could see through to the back garden - the guy was standing there in his undies with his Mum hosing him down, and screaming at him.

I still feel ashamed to this day, but I genuinely have to put it down to the stupidity of youth.
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

11 Dec 2008 16:26
Jesus wrote: yer but he's a proper horrible cunt, done time in young offernders for stabbing someone in the head with a screwdriver, and was recently in the local rag for moving out his flat and leaving his dog to starve to death in there,

http://www.thisisscunthorpe.co.uk/education/Scunthorpe-man-left-pet-dog-starve-death/article-285783-detail/article.html


Yeh okay you can have that one.
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

11 Dec 2008 16:28
You shouldn't have posted that Dan, everyone's going to think you're a right cunt now.
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

11 Dec 2008 16:33
Don't worry I did before.
87
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3357 posts since 21/6/08

11 Dec 2008 16:36
Best wrote: while at uni a girl came upto me in a club and she was saying 'oh my good is that you?' i was pissed up but i played along, after an hour or so of chatting utter utter shit to her and plying her with drinks it became apparent that she thought i was no other than david sneddon, the guy who beat lemar in fame academy years ago, a couple of hours passed and a few bullshit anecdotes later about fame, my record deal, and the time i met jordan we are in a taxi and im getting a hand job. We pull up outside her house but her parents are still up, she was 18 (no phil), she's chatting shit about always fancying me and Gareth gates and how she always voted for me. She was desperate 'too fuck a celeb' but as her parents we still up we went down to the bottom of her garden and got onto her dads shed, i grab a blanket and laid it down on the floor at which point she said 'nah thats alright i'll just bend over, david' so there i am pissed, freezing cold, in the middle of nowhere, with a girl who thinks im david sneddon fucking her from behind in her dads shed. I put in a pretty poor performance and came on a rake or something, and its very awkward, i pull my jeans up and at which point she says 'want to meet me mum?' The evening had been eventful but i really didn't fancy meeting the parents, made some bullshit excuse about having to be up early to go to london, she called a cab, i posed for a photo on her phone which she made her background and i left sharpish. that was three years ago, but it still makes me laugh today - i don't look anything like david sneddon

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Antmusic
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2592 posts since 23/9/06

11 Dec 2008 16:40
I remember a guy in my english class used to orchestrate all misbehaviour. He named a guy in our class Iraq, and on his command of "ATTACK IRAQ", everyone would throw papers and pencils etc at him. Was pretty funny.
Antmusic
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2592 posts since 23/9/06

11 Dec 2008 16:43
A few of my mates have come across 'The Sned' (no homo) when out on the town. The amount of abuse he gets is unreal.
rufus
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2647 posts since 28/2/05

11 Dec 2008 16:47
best's sneddon is a late entrant for post of the year imo Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

11 Dec 2008 16:49
I've just googled the Sned and I'm still non the wiser. (no old cunt)
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

11 Dec 2008 16:49
It's a winner imo.