im sure i've brought it up on here before?? anyway it was probably the strangest night of my life. I wonder if she goes around telling everyone the night she pulled David Sneddon and romped with him in her dads shed?
General Discussion: evil deeds
Show original post
11 Dec 2008 17:07
11 Dec 2008 17:36
one of the best stories ive ever heard. (no pun)
11 Dec 2008 18:26
11 Dec 2008 19:07
11 Dec 2008 19:33
Haha once when I was about 15 one of my older mates had just passed his test and we were driving around egging pepole, my other mate is one of those 'Im the best at everything' people and was insiting on throwing this egg out the window but I got my way and chucked it. We were driving passed a house where a load of guests were leaving there were a group of three standing chatting I leant back in the passanger seat and pelted this egg as hard as I could, hit this fucker smack in the face, actually decked him. I fucking shit bricks whilst the two others were pissing themselves laughing.. I made them go to a hide out and wait for 15 mins incase the Police had been called
Pretty good shot considering we must of been driving at about 20 MPH to take the wind factor etc into acount, must of gathered some momentum by the time it hit him 
Ive got loads of stories I was a right little shit
(more juvenile than evil)
A few people I know Just been sent down
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Spat-at_pensioner_jailed_over_revenge_killing∈_article_id=441906∈_page_id=34

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Spat-at_pensioner_jailed_over_revenge_killing∈_article_id=441906∈_page_id=34
while at uni a girl came upto me in a club and she was saying 'oh my good is that you?' i was pissed up but i played along, after an hour or so of chatting utter utter shit to her and plying her with drinks it became apparent that she thought i was no other than david sneddon, the guy who beat lemar in fame academy years ago, a couple of hours passed and a few bullshit anecdotes later about fame, my record deal, and the time i met jordan we are in a taxi and im getting a hand job. We pull up outside her house but her parents are still up, she was 18 (no phil), she's chatting shit about always fancying me and Gareth gates and how she always voted for me. She was desperate 'too fuck a celeb' but as her parents we still up we went down to the bottom of her garden and got onto her dads shed, i grab a blanket and laid it down on the floor at which point she said 'nah thats alright i'll just bend over, david' so there i am pissed, freezing cold, in the middle of nowhere, with a girl who thinks im david sneddon fucking her from behind in her dads shed. I put in a pretty poor performance and came on a rake or something, and its very awkward, i pull my jeans up and at which point she says 'want to meet me mum?' The evening had been eventful but i really didn't fancy meeting the parents, made some bullshit excuse about having to be up early to go to london, she called a cab, i posed for a photo on her phone which she made her background and i left sharpish. that was three years ago, but it still makes me laugh today - i don't look anything like david sneddon
one of the best stories ive ever heard. (no pun)
Not a lot really. Covered a guys car with sand, ran around my mates halls on one of his last nights there, and trashed about 7 different kitchens. Accidentally did one of his birds mates we found out the next day, and just pretended we knew nothing of it.
I'm sure i've probably done some crazy shit with gojira, he always gets up to no good. Wait for his post in here
I do remember him setting fire to a chicken on the till on his last day at our work, that was pretty funny.
Edit : Oh yeah, i remember me and a couple of mates flipped a mini onto it's side on the way back from a night out
I'm sure i've probably done some crazy shit with gojira, he always gets up to no good. Wait for his post in here

I do remember him setting fire to a chicken on the till on his last day at our work, that was pretty funny.
Edit : Oh yeah, i remember me and a couple of mates flipped a mini onto it's side on the way back from a night out
I once set off a fire alarm, a fire extinguisher and broke a door at about 4am when I had gone to visit my mate in uni halls in Manchester. Didn't realise it was the night before exams and the whole building had to be evacuated and everyone had to stand and wait outside for half an hour. I ran around the corner and left my mate, the only other person pissed and not in a dressing gown to take the blame :s
He got me back though when we I had a house party in Leeds. Been looking forward to it for ages, got a DJ in, drinks, fancy dress etc. Just getting really busy and he sets off the fire alarm. Had only just moved in and noone knew how to turn it off so everyone just left.
He got me back though when we I had a house party in Leeds. Been looking forward to it for ages, got a DJ in, drinks, fancy dress etc. Just getting really busy and he sets off the fire alarm. Had only just moved in and noone knew how to turn it off so everyone just left.
Used to drive around throwing eggs and flour at people.
Haha once when I was about 15 one of my older mates had just passed his test and we were driving around egging pepole, my other mate is one of those 'Im the best at everything' people and was insiting on throwing this egg out the window but I got my way and chucked it. We were driving passed a house where a load of guests were leaving there were a group of three standing chatting I leant back in the passanger seat and pelted this egg as hard as I could, hit this fucker smack in the face, actually decked him. I fucking shit bricks whilst the two others were pissing themselves laughing.. I made them go to a hide out and wait for 15 mins incase the Police had been called



Ive got loads of stories I was a right little shit

Sign in to post in this thread.