General Discussion: evil deeds


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Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

11 Dec 2008 23:12
I cant believe you went to see 'Bowling for Soup'.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

11 Dec 2008 23:17
That is brilliant!
Sarny
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2113 posts since 25/5/07

11 Dec 2008 23:24
famez wrote: got suspended from school when younger and a brand new block was being built and the toilets where lush and the headmaster guy proper loved it- like got the mayor to open it with a ribbon and shit.. we had to sing a song tooo, soppy cunts. anyway, i got in the toilet before everyone else and did a shit on the floor in the middle. never seen so much uproar. i got proper mad props from my school friends.. then all the girls thought i was rock and roll and got laid later that evening.


if u seriously did this its awesome !
gojira.
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4624 posts since 3/5/05

11 Dec 2008 23:25
Commander_Venus wrote: I cant believe you went to see 'Bowling for Soup'.

Oops

In my defense I was young, and they were never my cup of tea anyway, was just something to do in the school holidays.
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

12 Dec 2008 12:20
Laughing out loud

I heard about that
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

12 Dec 2008 12:43
gojira. wrote:
Commander_Venus wrote: I cant believe you went to see 'Bowling for Soup'.

Oops

In my defense I was young, and they were never my cup of tea anyway, was just something to do in the school holidays.


Youre kidding? I actually guessed the right band from the clues; 1. They are shit and 2. Fat guitarist.

Luuulz.
MoB
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36569 posts since 31/8/04

12 Dec 2008 12:56
Nothing bad but a few off the top of my head….
When i first started drinking we would go to my mates and have beer. Obviously at the time we all hated the taste but would never admit it cos we didn't want to look soft, anyway we filled 3 bottles of fosters up with piss and hammerd the caps back on. They were still warm by the time it got to drinking them but not so bad as to make him too suspicious. You could see him wince as he was drinking, but obviously didnt say anything cos he thought that was the taste of beer. He was ill for a week afterwards.
I think i was about 14 or 15, I was sat in maccy d's with my mates i was playing with a ketchup tub thing i decided to get two and slam my fists down on them. Obviously they exploded and covered everyone near us apart from myself. An old lady was wearing a white cardigan and didnt notice i felt pretty bad but when i ran out after it happened i left my wallet in there so had to go back in to get it and i got chinned by some bloke when i did.
At School we covered a right cunt of a teachers car window with shit, he didnt notice till he pulled away then stopped abruptly and with the most northern accent in the world shouted "what cunt put shit on my car". I was watching from a window and i honestly don't think i've laughed as much in my life.
Also at school would follow a fat kid called Richard about and every step he would make me and my mates would say 'boom badda'. He didnt help himself though, he would go to lunch with teachers and was a proper grass. We nicked his pants in P.E and he had skids and piss stains in them, we showed all the girls and he cried and didnt come in for ages.
We made one teacher quit. she had really bad Eczema, we used to call her aids and we spread rumours she lived in a tent and couldnt get a house cos of her aids. We had to have a assembly about H.I.V and such because of it. She was really softly spoken so she had no chance of survival in my school.
There used to be these things you could buy when i was a teen called Bomb Bags that would explode when you did something to them, cant remember what. Anyway, we put 5 of these fuckers outside a right pricks house who used to call the police if we played football. Knocked on the door and he answers see's nobody there then the bags exploded, he shits himself jumps back knocs a mirror off the side and cuts arm and was screaming in pain.

BOOKSTORECORE
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7634 posts since 8/8/06

12 Dec 2008 13:17
MoB wrote: she lived in a tent and couldnt get a house cos of her aids.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
Mr X
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7053 posts since 12/7/07

12 Dec 2008 14:00
A kid threatened me in school one day so I paid the hardest kid in my year £3 to beat him up. He cracked his skull with a chubb padlock. Blood everywhere.


More funny than evil…
I put grated cheese in a video recorder at lunch. Later in the day during an RE lesson the video didn't play so 'Bananaman' the teacher (his name was Eric) pulled the tape out and it was covered in melted cheese.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

12 Dec 2008 15:14
Laughing out loud

Me and a mate once told somebody in our GCSE maths class that we could hypnotise him and everytime somebody said his name, Devon, he would think of the fat, old maths teacher with no clothes on. So we waited til everybody was quietly working away then whispered his name and he just bursts out laughing. One of those laugh where you can tell they've tried their hardest to hold it in and just made it worse. Of course this makes the teacher say "DEVON!" in a very stern voice which just made it worse and he's crying with laughter. We were just amazed how suggestible he was
EVERS
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8580 posts since 2/7/06

12 Dec 2008 15:18
good use of the comma.
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

12 Dec 2008 15:21
bomb bags… thsoe were the days… used to inflate and explode.. put them through peoples letter boxes and into the postbox (although i never did this because my mum told me its illegal to put anything that isn't a letter into a postbox… i still don't know if thats true or not)
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

12 Dec 2008 15:25
an evil deed i'm doing at the moment.

one of my mates is internet less, wears crap clothes and is pretty rough looking… we've set up a facebook profile and are turning him into a stalker with all the local ladies.

will be funny when he goes out and bumps into these random people
Best
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9739 posts since 21/10/05

12 Dec 2008 15:27
on letter boxes while at uni we hated our neighbours so quite regularly after nights out we would piss through their letter box and shove all sort of shit through it like half eaten take away's, and hundreds of fliers - my house mate once let off the fire extinguisher through it - foam was everwhere Laughing out loud
rufus
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2647 posts since 28/2/05

12 Dec 2008 15:46
6thEdition wrote: bomb bags… thsoe were the days… used to inflate and explode.. put them through peoples letter boxes and into the postbox (although i never did this because my mum told me its illegal to put anything that isn't a letter into a postbox… i still don't know if thats true or not)

i got caught stopped midway through posting a kebab once.
velvet
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9512 posts since 12/6/06

12 Dec 2008 15:54
Best wrote: on letter boxes while at uni we hated our neighbours so quite regularly after nights out we would piss through their letter box and shove all sort of shit through it like half eaten take away's, and hundreds of fliers - my house mate once let off the fire extinguisher through it - foam was everwhere Laughing out loud

this girl fucked 2 guys whilst on the blob for attention and everyone at school hated her… anyway… one night we got an air horn and went to her house at 4 in the morning and let it off through her letterbox… was so funny i couldnt run because i was laughing so much. guess you had to be there
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

12 Dec 2008 17:56
You probably have to know this song to get this one. It was pretty big at the time



One of our mates at school, Johnny, had physical tics. Most of them were football related. So he had a little tic where he'd jump up and head the ball and another one where he'd touch the floor, like you do at football training. He also had a tic where his arm would flail out uncontrolably. One lunch time we were waiting for him to come out so we could play football and about five of us did a little song and dance routine to the tune of Walk The Dinosaur, incorporating his physical tics into the dance. "Open the door (the arm tic), get on the floor (the touching the floor tic), everybody walk like Johnny does (hopping along pretending to head the ball)". He cried.
Bueller?
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2789 posts since 23/1/03

12 Dec 2008 18:16
When I was a teenager, my friends and I had the house number of a lad we went to school with, after we had been drinking at the weekend, we would ring the number at 4 o'clock in the morning and play Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It really loudly down the phone, it seemed gut wrenchingly funny at the time.
LMC
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674 posts since 13/3/07

12 Dec 2008 18:50
Couple of funny stuff from when I was at school but nothin that could really be classed as evil.

Once told a smack head we'd give him some beak if he ran around the street in his nack, as he started runnin' off compelety naked down the street we just picked up his clothes an got off leaving him with fuck all to wear.

At break we try to throw people into the big fuckoff bins used to throw out all the dinner food and shite, about 6 of us just grabing some random kid by there legs and feet and tossing them into the bin, evetualty people stopped walkin past us and like mongs started throwin' each other in

Sometimes at dinner we'd hang out in this corridor that nearly everyone had to walk through someone would stand behind the door and keep there foot on it so when some one opened the door it would fly back into there face, my mate did it to some goth bird, looked like she'd broke her neck blood everywhere etc, she fell to the floor and I thought she'd died for a second or two Laughing out loud she got up after about 10 seconds and started kicking shit out of my mate Laughing out loud, he got expelled the next day, everyone else who was there was given the 'last' warning.

someone should really make a thread about shite you did when you was at school


fan
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3948 posts since 11/2/07

12 Dec 2008 19:00
pm jet