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schtoop
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13019 posts since 9/4/07

12 Dec 2008 19:02
this boy i know who goes to public school told me how they pick on this one boy in their room, they hold him down every other week and shove pencils up his arse, he told me he doesnt feel that bad cos he only holds his legs down Jawdropping! Eek
Best
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9877 posts since 21/10/05

12 Dec 2008 19:21
we had a kid at school who one night in a dorm started to make some 'interesting' noises, there were about 10 of us to a room and we were about 15 so wanking was rife, we crept up on him and pulled the covers away and he had a pair of knickers infront of his face cock in one hand and the other hand was up his arse - we did the right thing and kicked the shit out of him. Out of no where the next day the nickname brownfinger was thought up, but you would say it like the way shirley bassey sings goldfinger, everyday untill i left school we took the piss out of him and only refered to him as brownfinger. Brownfinger, he's the gay with his hand shoved up his ass.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

12 Dec 2008 19:33
Best wrote: we had a kid at school who one night in a dorm started to make some 'interesting' noises, there were about 10 of us to a room and we were about 15 so wanking was rife, we crept up on him and pulled the covers away and he had a pair of knickers infront of his face cock in one hand and the other hand was up his arse - we did the right thing and kicked the shit out of him. Out of no where the next day the nickname brownfinger was thought up, but you would say it like the way shirley bassey sings goldfinger, everyday untill i left school we took the piss out of him and only refered to him as brownfinger. Brownfinger, he's the gay with his hand shoved up his ass.

So, so funny Laughing out loud
Homer
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23926 posts since 8/5/03

12 Dec 2008 19:35
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
jet
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5758 posts since 20/6/01

12 Dec 2008 19:57
fan wrote: pm jet

huh?

best - totally making this thread worthwhile Smiling
BOOKSTORECORE
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7634 posts since 8/8/06

12 Dec 2008 20:14
I once poo buttered a friend in Leeds.

Poo-butter (verb):

Poo-buttering involves taking a new or recently opened tub of butter (maragrine also acceptable) and putting it in the microwave for the amount of time it takes for the butter to turn to liquid. Once this process has been completed, the poo-butterer must pour the now liquid butter into a temporary conatiner while he makes stool in the now empty butter tub. Once the faeces has been deployed, the butter must be poured back into the tub, making sure all faeces is covered by the liquid. One must place the butter back in the fridge until it sets. Let hilarity insue.

Also, when I was about 16/17 my headmaster had been giving me shit for about 3 years, so I fucked his daughter and hung around in his house till he got home so he knew. It didn't really help the situation.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

12 Dec 2008 20:25
about a year after the lottery first started i taped the results show from the week before, and had my mate and his bird round with me and my bird for a saturday night piss piss up.
me and the geezer we went up the shops to get some beer and that and i said lets get some lottery tickets, a fiver each. but i had been up there earlier and got a tenners worth and chose the winning numbers from the week before. so i got the tickets and then gave him his fivers worth (which was the one i got from earlier instead), then we went home. when the results show came on i pressed play on the video without anyone knowing, and we all sat round, him and his bird and me and mine, them holding their fivers worth, us holding ours…well needless to say 'they won' the 10 million jackpot and they were both going fucking mental, shaking hysterically , crying and screaming. in fact she was actually sick iirc.
they rung they family and everyone and were just going off the richter scale.
they made their excuses and fucked off to go and share the best night of their lives with their parents etc, and i waved them off (actually pissing myself inside and trying to hold it all in).
supringsly enuff neither of them have ever spoke to me again still to this day. (and we had been best friends for 15 years.)
Homer
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23926 posts since 8/5/03

12 Dec 2008 20:27
Laughing out loud

D4N
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3070 posts since 27/9/06

12 Dec 2008 20:29
Laughing out loud That is so cruel
Oasisunit
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5173 posts since 8/5/03

12 Dec 2008 20:29
Smiling
gojira.
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4624 posts since 3/5/05

12 Dec 2008 20:34
Laughing out loud!!!!!
PHiL
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8745 posts since 31/8/03

12 Dec 2008 20:45
Laughing out loud So Good

Noble is the original prankster.. Got Block on that TV Program that was on a few months ago Laughing out loud
Kingmob07
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9047 posts since 11/5/07

12 Dec 2008 20:45
Best wrote: we had a kid at school who one night in a dorm started to make some 'interesting' noises, there were about 10 of us to a room and we were about 15 so wanking was rife, we crept up on him and pulled the covers away and he had a pair of knickers infront of his face cock in one hand and the other hand was up his arse - we did the right thing and kicked the shit out of him. Out of no where the next day the nickname brownfinger was thought up, but you would say it like the way shirley bassey sings goldfinger, everyday untill i left school we took the piss out of him and only refered to him as brownfinger. Brownfinger, he's the gay with his hand shoved up his ass.

Fucking Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

12 Dec 2008 20:48
Laughing out loud

I did a similar lottery thing with my mates. I bought some fake lottery scratch cards off ebay and left them on my coffee table. Then we were all round mine after a night out and somebody noticed the scratch cards and said we should scratch a few each. My mate did the running commentary as he scratched his card "£50,000, £50,000…£50,000! I'VE WON, I'VE WON £50,000", starts screaming, picks up a glass for some reason runs out into the street and smashes it onto the road then comes running back in screaming and shouting. Everybody else just sat there. I dunno if they knew or if they were in shock or what. I was crying with laughter but he wouldn't stop shouting and it was about 4 in the morning so I started to get stressed about waking my neighbours. My mates keeps going on and then says something like "fuck you lot, I'm going home" so I starting reading the back of the scratch card out loud to him "For prizes of £10,000 and under, contact the tooth fairy. For prizes of £50,000 and over contact Father Christmas and his little elfs…" the penny drops at this point and his face was an absolute picture. To go from a high like that to the realisation that you've been had must be a killer. Luckily he saw the funny side of it
gojira.
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4624 posts since 3/5/05

12 Dec 2008 21:00
robii wrote: Luckily he saw the funny side of it

Luckily he had already smashed his glass
Sarny
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2113 posts since 25/5/07

12 Dec 2008 22:18
from this thread i decuce….Best is a complete cunt ! Smiling
Brad
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5023 posts since 20/6/01

12 Dec 2008 22:28
Sarny wrote: from this thread i decuce….Best is a complete cunt ! Smiling

from this thread i decuce (sic) that jet is from the karma police and is outing you and best was robbed by brownfinger and other schoolyard victims (including one who was incredibly bad at spelling)
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

12 Dec 2008 22:37
Talking of egging people, me and a few mates went out in a car, egging scallies mostly. Anyway, i was in the passenger seat, and we pulled up to a junction, and there was a bus next to us, and he had his window open. I waited until the lights were just about to change, and pelted one right through, got a lucky shot, and it hit him square in the face. We burned it off right, but it was a dead end, so when we turned round to go back over the crossroads, could see the bus stopped at the side of the road. Everyone was getting off it, so the driver blatantly had a mardy and left them at the side of the road.
candidate
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2460 posts since 12/11/06

12 Dec 2008 23:03
once at a house party some friends and i were bored. we went into the parents bedroom and each of us turn by turn pissed in a chest of draws filled with their clothes. there was like 5 of us and we had drank loads. needless to say the parents probably had to replace all their clothes.

also last week at college i heard about a boy who got raped by 4 other lads with a 9 inch dildo at some house party. apparently they damaged his arse quite severly. the worst thing is he openly speaks about it and doesnt care that it happened!
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

12 Dec 2008 23:06
Quote Noble