13 Dec 2008 02:34
Couple of winters ago all the Christmas trees were out waiting for the council to collect them. Decided to round them up in this lane beside my mate's house, making a 'depot' in effect. Went round stuffing them in all the phoneboxes in the area, and had some drunk cunt giving us shit for doing it.
Every time there had been snow there was always a huge throng of people that walked up this road on the way home from school. So the whole group, almost 30, decided to pelt this office with snowballs. The lot of them got hauled in front of the senior staff at school. Apparently this woman was heavily pregnant and had to get taken to hospital because they scared the shit out of her when they were smacking the windows.
Was at a shit New Year party once so we nicked this bird's Guylian sea shells. Must've been a Christmas present as it had some endearing festive packaging. Also a kilogram of shit mature cheddar.
13 Dec 2008 03:03
Worst evil deeds ever. FailBAN.
13 Dec 2008 11:45
Back in school there was one kid (sleeman) his name was who was fairly sound but he was from dodgy stock. well the first day he came to school he told us his dad left his mum for another bloke and tried to run them all over in a tractor. Secondly his mum had now turned to a dyke and was into all kinds of shit. One day loads of us went his for a house party, obviously we went into his mums room and foind all kinds of shit - including animal farm and a tuck load of dildos/vibrators, still sleeman did not give a shit. About an hour later he took one of the vibrators and shoved it up his dogs arse then his little brothers mouth - never spoke to him again after though. We were about 15 at the time.
Few other incidents in school
finding my tech teacher bending the receptionist over the filing cabinet etc
at our school prom we were told not to smoke yet we had a spliff with our year head who was a crazy fucker telling us a story about how he was bit by a shark and the time he had to give his daughters dog cpr - funniest thing ive ever heard
as for recent most of them are like some of the ones mentioned
on the other hand recently my bro cheated on his gf so she decided to trash his room cus most of his clothes (very expensive ones of that) and write his car off. 1 month later she moved back to barcelona to do fashion. The funniest thing about it is one of his mates bands came round and took pictures of his room for their new album cover - she sprayed - lying cheating bastard in black all over his room i think, i need to get pic - she also said she had the clap to him as well (which was a lie)
14 Dec 2008 00:58
when i was in secondary school me and my mates were a bunch of idiots particulary towards end of year 11,looking back some of the funniest days of my life,
we had this maths teacher/head of year who was a total cunt,he just never stopped being a cunt to me and my mates so we all worked at a fish resturant at the time so we took all the guts home and went in to school dead early and filled his cieling with it,it was so good when he found it as he knw we did it but couldnt proove fuck all
another classic was getting out of lessons early and running ketchup down al the ballisters and then standing at the bottom watching everyone run their hands down them
one week we just started launching footballs off the tenis courts at our main building claiming we just over hit it etc,first day we broke a random window next day the 6th form common room window the following day the heads got away with the lot
the greatest and i still laugh to myself now about was round the back of ur changing rooms was a small drain about a foot diameter we took of the cover and crudely covered the hole up with a plastic bag, some how we convinced these year 7s to have running races up this alley obviously somone at last stood on the bag and at full spped thier leg went down it!!!!! it was so so funny none of us could barely move needless to say 5mins before end of school the tanny rang in calling us to the heads office we got properly grilled about it suspension allsorts then the next day came in expecting to be suspened and no oe ever said anything more we were so lucky in reflection and i dont think the lad was to hurt
5 Dec 2010 23:06
I did this as Homer is giving me stick for blowing out a girl today by saying i've been in a 6 hour traffic jam from Essex to London. I just couldn't be bothered to go out tonight and i've got a tickly throat. I also didn't turn up for a date and left a girl waiting for me because it was raining and i didn't want to go out in the wind and rain. It was also her last day and night in England before she flew back to the US.
In fairness i don't know how well Dickie Greenleafs tale whilst away with the army can be considered an evil deed but Andy, you can live with that.
5 Dec 2010 23:11
I'm glad you deleted that confessions thread, I just wrote a paragraph of something I've never told anyone before (no homo).
5 Dec 2010 23:16
Confessions had so much potential.
6 Dec 2010 01:56
One from back at school: Me and a couple of mates at morning break time started grabbing random pupils and throwing them into a dark cupboard and locking the door. We managed to get about 10 of them in before the janitor walked past and sort of clicked as to what was happening. He went into the cupboard, so we shut the door behind him and locked it. The bell rang to go back to class, so we just left them in there. Apparently one of the kids had a mobile and phoned directories and managed to get the schools number and get someone to get them out, they were in there for 45 minutes. One of the kids was claustrophobic and had a break down and ended up moving to a different school. As a result,one of my mates got expelled, me and another mate were suspended for a month. Well worth it.