General Discussion: evil deeds


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unCouth
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6883 posts since 3/11/07

6 Dec 2010 09:24
rUmmeh wrote: Who pissed on a girls leg? Laughing out loud

Oops
swede
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9064 posts since 21/3/09

6 Dec 2010 16:18
year 10-11 were the best days.. our tutor was in the art block and we would always pick on the three smallest lads in the class, one day i emptied a pink powder paint pot into this lads bag (we called him moonrat).. it was raining at the time and it was only a shit drawstring jobby so the rain soaked through, he didnt realise but everything was just going pink, his blazer, trousers, and all his textbooks..

because we were idiots "dares" were the best thing ever and we dared my mate jj to walk to tesco and buy a fish. being the lad that he is he did and brought it back, instantly my psycho mate alex (whos mum was a councillor??) grabbed the fish and slapped another cunt… never laughed so hard in my life, fish stuck in his shitty gay chav gelled hair

we also invented stupid games to play in class. one was called "the quran" as it was invented in RE. basically something like a rubber or glue stick is dubbed "the quran" and you have to place it on people (blazer pockets were the target usually) and whoever had the quran upon them when the bell went got beaten..

first week of feb was "ginger hunting week", just chase any ginger round the school and beat them

more recently ketchup pots and milkshakes from drive thrus at pedestrians, got this massive cunt in a suit with a half full strawberry one, was so epic right on the chest haha

also reminds me when i used to live in ascot i would get the bus, we would always pick on the younger years especially this kid called imran (dubbed ali-bah-bah) and we would make him sing in indian and eat banana skins
unCouth
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6883 posts since 3/11/07

6 Dec 2010 16:31
are you Hitler? Jawdropping!
Sebastian17
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2037 posts since 23/8/10

6 Dec 2010 16:37
Laughing out loud haha, really living up to the thread name there Swede
swede
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9064 posts since 21/3/09

6 Dec 2010 16:58
:/ yeah sorry if i offended anyone, im not racist at all.. we were just right little shits back then, loads of people in my tutor had to move to other tutors so our little gang was "disbanded".

another game we played was called "dolphining" and the idea was to crawl through the gaps in the chairs in the IT rooms (between seat and back rest) as fast as possible, or through as many as possible, before the teacher saw. this kid matt (spaccy matt) got stuck and he tried to wiggle out (like a dolphin swims) and broke his wrist as the chair leant forward mid dolphin. never laughed so hard in my life as it was so blatantly obvious he would never fit through… that ones not too evil but later in the year we did tie him to a tree
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

6 Dec 2010 21:58
the difference in your parents wealth or not as the case may be and the standard of pranks and japes you got up to at school are Jawdropping!


timmbo
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3440 posts since 9/2/10

6 Dec 2010 22:04
swede wrote: also reminds me when i used to live in ascot i would get the bus, we would always pick on the younger years especially this kid called imran (dubbed ali-bah-bah) and we would make him sing in indian and eat banana skins
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Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

6 Dec 2010 22:06
bit rascist but as long as you find it that funny.
you should think yourself lucky you didnt go to his school and they didnt get you singing 'ching chong chinaman went to milk a cow' and eating cats.
Sebastian17
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2037 posts since 23/8/10

6 Dec 2010 22:11
Laughing out loud
timmbo
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3440 posts since 9/2/10

6 Dec 2010 22:19
wouldn't phase me, got too much swagger

EVERS
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6 Dec 2010 22:42


some things are better left unsaid
collizhun
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6 Dec 2010 22:57
timmbo wrote:
swede wrote: also reminds me when i used to live in ascot i would get the bus, we would always pick on the younger years especially this kid called imran (dubbed ali-bah-bah) and we would make him sing in indian and eat banana skins
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looooool. called imran he was more than likely pakistani… and indians not even a language loooooooooool.
Serbia
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4932 posts since 22/3/06

6 Dec 2010 23:00
swede wrote: :/ yeah sorry if i offended anyone, im not racist at all.. we were just right little shits back then, loads of people in my tutor had to move to other tutors so our little gang was "disbanded".

another game we played was called "dolphining" and the idea was to crawl through the gaps in the chairs in the IT rooms (between seat and back rest) as fast as possible, or through as many as possible, before the teacher saw. this kid matt (spaccy matt) got stuck and he tried to wiggle out (like a dolphin swims) and broke his wrist as the chair leant forward mid dolphin. never laughed so hard in my life as it was so blatantly obvious he would never fit through… that ones not too evil but later in the year we did tie him to a tree

you went to Charters and i claim my 5 pounds
swede
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9064 posts since 21/3/09

6 Dec 2010 23:19
wow how the fuck did u know that man!
Rez
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8253 posts since 5/4/09

6 Dec 2010 23:22
This and the other thread are well depressing. Everything that I did like this I'm well ashamed of, could never be proud of this stuff.
deuce
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13894 posts since 21/1/08

6 Dec 2010 23:55
dangerous thread this is
swede
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7 Dec 2010 01:15
Rez wrote: This and the other thread are well depressing. Everything that I did like this I'm well ashamed of, could never be proud of this stuff.

not proud of it, wouldnt do that sort of shit now.. but its what u learn from growing up, ive walked home from school with 2 older boys spitting on me the whole fucking way home, they probably feel a bit shit now thinking back on it (or they are in some sewer somewhere)
unCouth
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6883 posts since 3/11/07

7 Dec 2010 10:04
Jordan wrote: dangerous thread this is
FrIEND
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13632 posts since 27/11/03

7 Dec 2010 10:06
swede wrote: made him sing in indian and eat banana skins


I must admit to laughing at this
collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

7 Dec 2010 18:35
yeah no ones proud of their evil deeds, they are confessional and sometimes really funny.