Punk wrote: nightofjoy wrote: Punk wrote: nightofjoy wrote: Protege Moi wrote: If you've got major eye puffiness, Anus-hole cream applyed to the affected (eye) area supposedly clears it….

Hah…..I remember this, and was thinking about it the other day….
Isn't it supposed to have similar effects as botox?
I've had ancient looking crow's feet all my life. Would love to see how it feels to look young just once!!!
That shit's multi-purpose!! The guy who does my tattoo's swears by it for healing tats and recommends it to all his clients. Although they didn't have any when I went to the chemist's down the road so just used Savlon. Sure he just said it to make me look like a twat in the chemists!

How about getting it from a big supermarket with a pharmacy…?
That's what I do with condoms. Get them from our huge sainsbury's & go through the self-checkout….
No red face..!
Don't get embarassed easily mate, but couldn't be bothered arseing about (bad pun!) trying to hunt it down so just used Savlon. It worked fine on my first tattoo so he reckoned it would be best to stay consistent and use the same stuff on my other ones.
I actually had a joke with the girl behind the counter about it and she said that they get a lot of folk who've had tattoo's asking for pile cream so it must be true.
Oh yeah, Savlon works fine on tats, or any antiseptic cream….
I was talking about round the eyes though.
Actually, I wouldn't be bothered so much about the physical side of having pile cream on your face, as it's only arse cream once it's been on your arse. In reality I'd be surprised if it didn't look & smell like any other, white medical cream or moisturiser…
The reason I wouldn't use it though is I just think it's trying too hard. I don't mind a bit of moisturiser, like I said, but one thing I said I'd never do is dye my hair (not crazy - but to cover grey) and I reckon hoping that Slapping 'Preperation Arse' round your eyes is about as desperate as that…..
Still. It did cross my mind for a second - my eyes realy do look ancient!